Episodes

  • Ep 58 - Hard to kill

    Ep 58 - Hard to kill
    Aug 31 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 58 is here, and this time Ryan and Mark are joined by their buddy Nash (from Paranormal Punchers) to break down HARD TO KILL (1990)!

    Steven Seagal is out for justice—uh, wait, wrong movie—but he is out of a coma and ready to deliver some bone-snapping revenge with his trusty ponytail. From the infamous “coma beard” to classic Seagal one-liners, this one’s packed with everything we love (and love to laugh at) about early 90s action.

    Grab your healing crystals, whisper “I’m gonna take you to the bank…” and hit play.

    #SwoleCinema #HardToKill #StevenSeagal #ActionMovies #90sAction #ParanormalPunchers #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown
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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Ep 57 - Hard Target

    Ep 57 - Hard Target
    Aug 13 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 57 takes aim at HARD TARGET (1993)!

    Ryan and Mark dive into John Woo’s American debut—complete with slow-motion doves, exploding barrels, and Jean-Claude Van Damme rocking the most glorious mullet in action cinema history. Plus, Lance Henriksen and Arnold Vosloo chewing up the screen as unforgettable villains.

    It’s bayou battles, roundhouse kicks, and enough Woo-style gunplay to make you dive in slow motion for no reason at all.

    Listen now… or become the hunted.

    #SwoleCinema #HardTarget #JeanClaudeVanDamme #LanceHenriksen #ArnoldVosloo #JohnWoo #90sAction #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Ep 56 - Speed

    Ep 56 - Speed
    Aug 1 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 56 is live, and Ryan and Mark are hitting the gas with SPEED (1994)!

    Keanu Reeves. Sandra Bullock. Dennis Hopper. A bomb on a bus. What more do you need? The guys break down every adrenaline-pumping moment of this ‘90s action classic—from wild stunts to Keanu’s buzzcut intensity.

    If this episode drops below 50 laughs per minute… we’re all doomed.

    #SwoleCinema #Speed #KeanuReeves #SandraBullock #DennisHopper #90sAction #PopQuizHotshot #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Ep 55 - RoboCop

    Ep 55 - RoboCop
    Jul 18 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 55 is here—and this time, Ryan and Mark are talking ROBOCOP (1987)!

    Part man. Part machine. ALL COP. The guys dive into Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent, satirical masterpiece—breaking down the explosions, corporate scumbags, and why RoboCop is one of the most jacked-up lawmen in cinematic history.

    #SwoleCinema #RoboCop #PaulVerhoeven #80sAction #MoviePodcast #ExplosiveCinema #DeadOrAlive #YoureComingWithMe #MurphyLives
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    40 mins
  • Ep 54 - Above the Law

    Ep 54 - Above the Law
    Jul 3 2025
    It’s finally here! Swole Cinema Episode 54 drops the long-awaited breakdown of Above the Law, the movie that introduced the world to Steven Seagal—and the ponytail that launched a thousand roundhouse kicks.

    Ryan and Mark are finally cracking open Seagal’s 1988 debut, diving into CIA conspiracies, bone-snapping aikido, and a whole lot of squinty, whispery justice. Was Nico Toscani the ultimate action intro—or just the beginning of something... weird?

    You asked for it. We delayed it. Now it’s time to go Above the Law. Let’s break arms and break it down.

    #SwoleCinema #AboveTheLaw #StevenSeagal #NicoToscani #80sAction #MartialArtsMovies #MoviePodcast #ActionCinema #SeagalEra #CinematicAdventure
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Ep 53 - Lionheart

    Ep 53 - Lionheart
    Jun 19 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 53 is here, and this week Ryan and Mark are stepping into the underground fight scene with Jean-Claude Van Damme in Lionheart!

    After tragedy strikes, Lyon Gaultier deserts the French Foreign Legion and enters brutal street fights to support his family—because when it comes to heart and honor, Van Damme doesn’t hold back.

    We’re talking spinning kicks, emotional stakes, and whether Lionheart is the most underrated JCVD flick of them all. From rooftops to racquetball courts, this one punches hard.

    #SwoleCinema #Lionheart #JeanClaudeVanDamme #JCVD #90sAction #UndergroundFighting #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #VanDammeForever #CinematicAdventure
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Ep 52 - Escape from New York

    Ep 52 - Escape from New York
    May 30 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 52 drops into dystopian chaos as Ryan and Mark break into the gritty, action-packed cult classic: Escape from New York! Starring the legendary Kurt Russell as the eye-patched antihero Snake Plissken, this 1981 John Carpenter film throws us into a future where Manhattan is a prison and the only way out… is through!

    #SwoleCinema #EscapeFromNewYork #SnakePlissken #KurtRussell #JohnCarpenter #80sMovies #CultClassic #MoviePodcast #ActionCinema #DystopianMovies
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    46 mins
  • Ep 51 - Tombstone

    Ep 51 - Tombstone
    May 8 2025
    Swole Cinema Episode 51 rides into town as Ryan and Mark draw down on one of the greatest Westerns of all time: Tombstone!

    Starring Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp and Val Kilmer as the legendary Doc Holliday, this 1993 classic is packed with mustache-twirling outlaws, standoff showdowns, and some of the most quotable lines in movie history.

    We’re talking duels, duster jackets, and why "I'm your huckleberry" still hits hard. Saddle up for a deep dive into the gunslinging greatness of the O.K. Corral!

    #SwoleCinema #Tombstone #KurtRussell #ValKilmer #WesternClassic #ImYourHuckleberry #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #DocHolliday #WyattEarp #CinematicAdventure
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    1 hr and 14 mins