We kick things off with an Am I the Asshole? that has the table divided. Imagine showing up to what you think is a classy wine night… only to discover it’s a surprise party where everyone is dressed like you and the whole thing turns into an unkind roast. If you quietly grab your keys and Irish-exit after two hours of being the punchline, are you dramatic… or just done? The family weighs in, and let’s just say not everyone would survive a roast of Anthony.

In the middle of the chaos, we stumble into one of the wildest stories of the week: a fighter whose glued-on hairpiece gets punched off mid-match and tossed into the crowd like a sweaty souvenir. Yes. It gets passed around. Yes. We have questions. From there, things turn thoughtful when we debate a parenting dilemma: if your child asks for something and your partner says no, who do you back? Does it depend on the situation? The stakes? The hair dye? The conversation gets layered fast.

And toward the end, we bring it home. There’s an update on Dad and next steps involving a research team at UCSF focused on FTD, which leads to logistics, sibling banter about who’s driving into San Francisco, and a reminder that even heavy moments still happen around the dinner table. We close the way we always do: with love, a little sarcasm, and a full menu of al pastor tacos, beans, cilantro lime rice… and the eternal question of who’s doing the dishes.

Roasts, wigs, parenting debates, and real-life updates. Just another Sunday around our table.

This episode is a roller coaster from start to finish. Anthony opens with a shocking story about bathroom etiquette that somehow spirals into full-on bathroom humor—locker-room behavior, gym filming etiquette, and what counts as normal vs non-normal grooming habits. The family dives into the debate, and, of course, opinions are hilariously divided.

Kelly drops a topic that goes completely off the rails, leading to the family teasing Mom about her hearing (all in good fun). Anthony also recounts his recent car problems—including a near-cartoon moment where he almost got chased by a train like something out of a slapstick comedy. 🚗🚆

Amid all the laughs, we shift gears to discuss a deeply tragic real-world event: the killing of ICU nurse Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old veteran’s hospital nurse shot and killed by federal immigration agents during protests in Minneapolis. Pretti was described by friends and colleagues as compassionate and dedicated to caring for others, and his death has sparked national attention and debate.

We talk about the parallels some have drawn between current events and dystopian themes from The Hunger Games and The Handmaid’s Tale—looking at how stories of individual sacrifice and government power resonate in today’s world.

Join us for a mix of laughs, chaos, and thoughtful conversation.

Kelly is fresh off her birthday trip to Vegas, complete with a Hell’s Kitchen dining experience and an interaction with fellow diners that’ll have you asking, what would you do? The fun continues with a theater faux pas so distracting it leaves the actors questioning their own performance. Plus, we tackle the ultimate travel etiquette debate: if someone asks you to save their seat at the airport, what do you do when you come back and someone else is sitting there?

Anthony shares his first-ever argument with ChatGPT (yes, over politics), Matthew gives a shoutout to a new listener who agrees Dad looks like Smokey Robinson, and Mom tells a completely unhinged story involving a four-year-old Anthony who was supposedly “sleeping” — a moment that explains far more than it should.

We also dive into a thoughtful discussion around weight, food noise, and the psychology of eating, sparked by conversations about Oprah and GLP-1 medications. We unpack the idea of “choices” versus biology, growth hormones, and how food systems and weight trends differ between the U.S. and the EU. Mom drops a food fact that absolutely blows Anthony’s mind — is he really the only one who didn’t know this?!

Finally, we reminisce about Dad’s many inventions, all lovingly named “The Tony,” each one destined (briefly) to make the family rich — and Dad himself makes a cameo to give his two cents. We wrap things up with a conversation about the different ways people make an impact, whether through teaching, mentoring, or simply showing up for others.

As always, it’s a mix of laughs, debates, nostalgia, and the kind of conversations that only happen around the family table.

In this episode, the family dives into some big questions and some very uncomfortable confessions. We talk about whether there should be an added layer between police and the public when it comes to mental health responses, and what that could look like in practice.

Matthew shares a recent visit to a psychic that brought him a surprising sense of closure — even if it came in a slightly roundabout way. He also delivers an absolutely unforgettable (and mildly traumatizing) story that will have you immediately checking your work computer’s browser history and privacy settings. Consider yourself warned.

Things take another unexpected turn when Matthew raises the topic of acceptable cleaning practices for… personal items. Let’s just say you may want to think twice before grabbing that glass of water without asking questions.

The conversation shifts to whether people today are more patriotic than in the past, with Anthony breaking down the difference between patriotism and nationalism — and why that distinction matters. Anthony also promises a “lighter” story… which leads the family to seriously question his definition of the word.

Mom brings some must-hear stories about actors that spark plenty of reactions, and she and Matthew revisit a previous topic where new information may have actually changed her perspective. Growth at the table — we love to see it.

As always, it’s thoughtful, ridiculous, and just unfiltered enough to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink a few life choices.

Pull up a chair.

At the time of recording, the family is ringing in the New Year and reflecting on how they celebrated, while also mourning the official end of music videos on MTV. Yes, we are still not over it.

Things take a turn when we dive into Peruvian shamans and their very bold, drug-induced predictions for 2026, because why not start the year that way? Mom keeps us on our toes by mixing up some important details, including who may or may not still be alive, and somehow this all leads us into a surprisingly thoughtful conversation about Little House on the Prairie and whether it is fair to judge people of the past through today’s lens.

Matthew opens up about starting a new medication and shares some of the scarier side effects he experienced, making for a more serious and honest moment at the table. Anthony brings some practical New Year energy by breaking down California’s new opt-out process to finally cut down on spam calls and texts. Kelly rounds things out with insights on minimum wage, sparking a family discussion about what is realistic, what is livable, and what actually feels fair.

As always, it is thoughtful, chaotic, occasionally concerning, and very much a family conversation. Pull up a chair.

This week, the family recaps Christmas on the coast with a holiday trip to Trinidad (not Tobago, we promise). Think stunning ocean views, unexpected power outages, and Matthew delivering bathroom stories absolutely no one asked for but everyone somehow needed.

Anthony kicks things up a notch by terrorizing the family with a doll he found (because why not), while the house itself starts giving serious Winchester Mystery House… with a view energy. Naturally, chaos ensues.

We dive into what might be the most viral reel of 2025 and unpack our thoughts, which somehow leads us into a deeper conversation about monogamy, the animal kingdom, and what we really think makes relationships last. From societal pressure to personal insight, the table gets surprisingly reflective — before swerving again, obviously.

The family also talks about language and how some conservative, homophobic folks latch onto words like “transnational” and immediately jump to the wrong conclusions. Words matter, context matters, and yes, we have thoughts.

Anthony shares some joyful holiday news with the birth of a new animal, and then we answer a listener question that instantly sends us into laughter: What would your drag queen name be? Let’s just say creativity is high, dignity is low, and even ChatGPT (hello, Miles 👀) jumps in with opinions that make it all even funnier.

We wrap things up debating whether friends can overstay their welcome. Open-door policy… or hard boundaries? Is it okay if they’re laying in your bed and eating all your food? Opinions vary. And finally, Mom shares what may be the most embarrassing moment of her life — one that customer service reps everywhere might want to add to their training manuals.

It’s holiday chaos, unexpected depth, and laughs. You’ll want to hear this one.

It’s a big week at the table! Matthew starts us off with some good news — a well-earned promotion — before the family looks ahead to the holidays and a road trip to the coast that will absolutely test everyone’s patience. God help us all.

Of course, we can’t avoid politics this week. Between the latest presidential plaques and the upcoming Patriot Games (no, not Hunger Games, though the vibes feel similar), the family is once again very divided. Then things escalate as we react to news of a potential UFC fight in front of the White House. Is it bold? Is it tacky? Is it cheapening a national symbol? Strong opinions are shared, and the optics are heavily questioned.

Kelly brings a moment of reflection by sharing about monks currently walking for peace and humanity — which immediately derails when Mom realizes she thought monks didn’t talk, Matthew wonders how they handle bathroom breaks and Anthony is… deeply shook.

We wrap things up with a more thoughtful moment as Mom shares the “word of the year” from Merriam-Webster and other sources (schools? companies? we’re honestly not sure). Each of us then picks the word that defined our 2025 and the word we want to carry into 2026 — though Anthony’s 2025 word barely survives the episode… maybe 20 minutes, tops.

As always, it’s heartfelt, unhinged, and exactly what happens when this family sits down together. Pull up a chair.

One of our childhood fears officially came true when we dive into the story of a hiker who recently got stuck in quicksand — and yes, it unlocked a whole new level of anxiety for all of us. From there, it’s home project season as Mom, Dad, and Ant prep for winter weather, complete with Mom’s very helpful tips on how to handle “the tip” (wink).

The family hits the town fully convinced they’re dressed for the weather… except Mom may have stolen Ant’s winter wear, leaving her cozy and him frozen solid. He was raised right, apparently. We also get into bigger conversations this week: should police officers wear body cams, how we feel about new free days at national parks, and the increased pricing for international visitors.

Looking ahead to the holidays, the family shares plans to head to the coast for Christmas — skipping gifts in favor of building memories in a place Dad still finds comfortable. Because isn’t that the real gift? Fingers crossed everyone gets along. Plus, Matthew gives another health update and casually drops that he negotiated the price of a medical device. Who knew haggling was even an option?

As always, pull up a chair — it’s another full table conversation.