• #41 I Share My 2017 To-Do List
    Jul 31 2025

    I just discovered one of my to-do lists from 8 years ago. Fascinating what gets done, and what doesn't. Does this ever happen to you? Let's explore why we do things, and why we don't together in this week's episode.

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  • #40 DMB and Eating Farm Animals
    Jul 24 2025

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  • #39 Guided Meditation for High Net Worth Individuals
    Jul 17 2025

    David continues to record nonsense.

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  • #38 Love Island Analysis
    Jul 10 2025

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  • #37 The Shakespearean Parent Spiral
    Jul 3 2025

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  • #36 Latest Open Mic with Post Mortem
    Jun 26 2025

    David gets back on the open mic horse and does a post mortem.

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  • #35 Listen to me put together my next standup set
    Jun 19 2025

    After receiving brutally honest feedback from a high school friend about my last episode being "boring and no laughs," I've rekindled my creative fire and am preparing for my first stage performance in weeks. This episode walks through my process of mining previous conversations for comedic material, sharing the awkward, honest moments of parenthood that make perfect stand-up fodder.

    • Responding to criticism with renewed commitment to quality content
    • My 11-year-old asking if I masturbate while watching golf, demonstrating today's kids' startling directness
    • The generational divide between shame-filled adolescence and modern kids' openness
    • Workshopping potential bits about Z Cavaricci pants, existential capitalism, and prison sexuality
    • Reflections on boys' sensitivity and how they change during puberty
    • The contrast between my admission of fear as a child versus my son's comfort with vulnerability

    Next week I'll be performing on stage and recording my reactions immediately after – stay tuned for that adventure.


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  • #34 Drug Use for Grownups
    Jun 12 2025

    David tracks the messy evolution of his act, from joking about kratom and morphine drips to nearly launching a debate show on illicit substances. Along the way he revisits a live “Armchair Expert” set that almost tempted Dax Shepard off the wagon, questions why certain highs are illegal, and brainstorms a future lineup that jumps from psychedelics to tennis and gambling.

    Book mentioned: Drug Use for Grownups by Dr. Carl L. Hart

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