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Star Wars Loose Canon

Star Wars Loose Canon

By: Nick Oswald Chris Higgins Patrick Ebersole Alex Lowe
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Why aren't droids allowed in Mos Eisley Cantina? How does hyperspace travel work? What's so special about Endor? The Star Wars Loose Canon podcast answers these questions and many more. We're just three dudes with a breadth of Star Wars knowledge and severe penchants for snark. Come for the bad puns, stay for the petulant Emperor impressions. Art
Episodes
  • Knights of the Old Republic Analysis Pt. 3: Breaking Down the Villians
    Nov 17 2025

    The Knights of the Old Republic's characters are what make it the strongest Star Wars video game series of all time. Even though the combat model, graphics, and RPG elements are somewhat archaic, the characters, including the villains, stands the test of time. In fact, I challenge anyone in the comments to mention a better cast of characters or stronger dialogue in the genre today.

    When I played KOTOR for the first time in 8th grade, RPGs were an enigma to me. All I wanted to do was mainline the story, not bothering with any paths of resistance or sidequests that were too challenging. I can recall never skipping dialogue and always reading descriptions of every weapon and piece of armor I acquired. I wanted to absorb everything I could about this new Star Wars universe like Darth Nihilus devouring the Force.

    Now, as a seasoned ultra-chad gamer, I see how much content I left unplayed. I complete as many quests as possible, minmax my stats, and try to complete all my companions' quests as well.

    However, when it comes to Star Wars, the villains must stand out. This is the franchise that has the villain, after all. And although the villains in KOTOR mirror or rhyme the OT, the baddies of KOTOR 2 are clearly in a world of their own. These are monsters that you will never forget. Let's just say they would eat Sidious and Vader for lunch, but they are also tragic in their own way.

    I hope you'll enjoy this discussion with the Brothers Krynn, who are also huge fans of these games.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Knights of the Old Republic Analysis Pt. 2: The Exile's Lovers
    Sep 18 2025

    The Exile might be the most charismatic Jedi the galaxy has ever known, effortlessly drawing many followers. While this was useful in attracting the devotion of his allies, it also brought in opportunities for romance.

    The Brothers Krynn and Loose Canon decide on which characters are most compatible with our protagonist from Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Why Revan and Bastila Should NOT Be Together
    Sep 2 2025

    The Brothers Krynn, along with Chris, discuss the romance options in Knights of the Old Republic. Do Revan and Bastila belong together, or is their relationship born purely of circumstance?

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    48 mins
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