• Bye, bye, Happyland
    Dec 18 2025

    Dodging massages in a thermal pool and a visit to an eerie abandoned theme park during their one week journey through Bulgaria sees Ellie and Mark reach the border with Turkey. The major milestone this week is reaching the Black Sea, which they find out is both salty and cold.

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    18 mins
  • Week 8 - If you go down to the woods today…
    Dec 4 2025

    Bear-related big surprises in the Carpathian Mountains see Ellie and Mark hurriedly packing down their tent in the dark, and making a mad dash down a mountain road at dusk.

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    27 mins
  • Week 7 - Megaromaniacs
    Nov 27 2025
    In this episode the joy of the bumpy highways of Hungary and the mountains of Romania is tempered by the disappointment of the Irish pub abroad.
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    28 mins
  • Week 6 - A tale of three cities
    Nov 19 2025
    The Spokes Yokes leave Vienna for Bratislava's Bike Kitchen, experiencing their first hangover of the trip. There are some soggy days in Slovakia, before arriving in Budapest in time for a very important holiday, and a musical farewell to The Danube.
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    16 mins
  • Week 5: As plain as the nose on your face
    Nov 12 2025
    Over 2,000km into their attempt to cycle around the world, Mark and Ellie bid a fond farewell to Germany, experience a travesty on the crisps front, and extend a fine how-do-you-do to the cakes of Vienna. They also share a story that never made it into their newsletter.
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    20 mins
  • Week 9 - Hang sang in Mad Andy's shitshack
    Nov 12 2025

    A low ebb as Mark and Ellie wrestle their bikes while shin deep in mud on a Romanian mountainside. Their mood is lifted as they rejoin the Danube, and celebrate a significant day in their own inimitable style.

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    27 mins
  • Week 4: We follow rivers
    Nov 3 2025

    During the fourth week of their round the world cycle, Ellie and Mark enjoy snowdrops and snowflakes on the German section of the Danube cycle way. There's no sign of them waning after a month on the road, although Mark needsmto call in a sick day.

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    16 mins
  • Week 3: Constance Cravings
    Nov 3 2025

    Week three of their attempt to cycle around the world sees Mark and Ellie visit the city of Strasbourg for a little longer than planned. They journey through the Black Forest, spin around Lake Constance where a serious mechanical failure has unexpected results. This episode contains crisps. Lot and lots of crisps.

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    19 mins