Episodes

  • RiffTrax Live Santa Claus and Poor Toy Choices

    RiffTrax Live Santa Claus and Poor Toy Choices
    Dec 23 2025
    We're revisiting an old favorite in a new format, and we, too, were surprised by the results. Trigger warning: Phil is back. CW: discussion of slurs

    Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to figure out the socio-economic criticism inherent in Santa Claus and failing; who do I have to bribe to get a Djarum around here?; LSD doesn't fix everything, just most things; Benoit Blanc vs. Pitch.
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Christmas Movie Swap 2025

    Christmas Movie Swap 2025
    Dec 19 2025
    This minisode, we're reviewing two very similar films - 2009's family drama Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.
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    35 mins
  • The Unearthly and Unexpected Glands

    The Unearthly and Unexpected Glands
    Dec 9 2025
    We're still trying to figure out what exactly was "unearthly" here.

    Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something so short feel so long?; turning this thing into the Spiderman meme.
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Fire Maidens from Outer Space and Inappropriate Chatter

    Fire Maidens from Outer Space and Inappropriate Chatter
    Nov 25 2025
    The sex-pestery in this film knows no bounds. Keep your hands to yourself, people!

    Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when there's more science in Nude on the Moon; Joe gets real.
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Rifftrax Hawk the Slayer and Concerning Age Gaps

    Rifftrax Hawk the Slayer and Concerning Age Gaps
    Nov 11 2025
    We're celebrating someone's birthday with something they never asked for, so happy birthday to Alan Jordan, we guess?

    Host segments: Devori is the cheese, and the cheese stands alone; Hawk is not committed to the bit; Palance-ing all over the place; if not uncle, why uncle-shaped?; the illustrious role of "woman,"; Jeff needs to write down what he watches; Clockwork Orange-ed by the Swamp of Sadness; #AshIsABetterHawk; winsome nums.
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Rifftrax Paranormal Activity and Filming in the Bedroom

    Rifftrax Paranormal Activity and Filming in the Bedroom
    Oct 28 2025
    We're getting mildly spooky around here with Paranormal Activity!

    Host segments: Phil won't let us leave; Gen X childhood film trauma; this is a Micah hate podcast now; the entire Paranormal Activity extended universe; Micah's one good point; we declared Katie Featherstone should be a bigger artist; even the demon thinks Katie can do better; our first theatrical horrors; crafty girls; humoring your partner is critical; babe - you're just being too sensitive.
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Spoopy Movie Swap 2025

    Spoopy Movie Swap 2025
    Oct 21 2025
    It's almost spoopy time, so you know what that means? It's time for the Spoopy Movie Swap! This year, we're talking about The Final Terror (1983) and The Ritual (2017).
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    46 mins
  • Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Loving Your Inner Self

    Rifftrax Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Loving Your Inner Self
    Oct 14 2025
    Joe's requested this one for his birthday, so we are here, doing it all for Joe.

    Host segments: Hogwarts is arugably sh*ttier; Ron's whole vibe; resigning over werewolf allegations; the Pettigrew Plot Hole; evil vs. slimy; your annual Killdozer reminder; Hogwarts CC annex; just keep reading The Silmarillion.
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    1 hr and 51 mins