Episodes

  • Incredibly Strange Creatures and Avoiding Mix-Ups

    Incredibly Strange Creatures and Avoiding Mix-Ups
    Feb 17 2026
    Is this a classic? We forget.

    Host segments: Un-Madison my posse; the no-necked monsters hate will continue until morale improves; squaring stuff with cancel culture; ah, yes - a "musical"; WHO IS YOUR AUDIENCE, MOVIE?; excuse us while we bring up the second Armenian diaspora; we're trying to help you out, movie; work with us movie.
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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • The Human Duplicators and Loving Your Other Self

    The Human Duplicators and Loving Your Other Self
    Feb 3 2026
    What world do we live in when we actually enjoyed The Human Duplicators?

    Host segments: MiMi wants some upgrades; Devori, once again, was not super-observant or attentive; thinking you cracked the code at the high school reunion; confusing when you use "dupe" in the correct context in the 60s; I made a shaggy a**hole!; we discuss the easiest ways to kidnap humans - take notes; Devori's Time Travel Wish; a simpler time when Lonesome Dove ruined your month.
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • RiffTrax Super Mario Bros and Dating Out of Your League

    RiffTrax Super Mario Bros and Dating Out of Your League
    Jan 20 2026
    Try as we could, we couldn't hop over this one successfully.

    Host segments: Jeff unlocks a new roleplay; flooding the basement; it's just poop; you can't think your way through Rainbow Road; apparently, Battleship is a good film; did Mojo Nixon cry and quit?; Joe's betrayal; will Pete Cambpell get to move offices?.
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    1 hr and 41 mins
  • RT Things and a Canadian Threesome

    RT Things and a Canadian Threesome
    Jan 6 2026
    We're starting off 2026 with Jeff being terrible. As usual.

    Host segments: having to work at the Chicken Shack; a lesson for amateur filmmakers; we can't care more than the director does; Winterbeast is better, sadly; we've all had drunken nights like this, right?; Joe is not a fan of pranks - even George Clooney's; can Things be improved?
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • RiffTrax Live Santa Claus and Poor Toy Choices

    RiffTrax Live Santa Claus and Poor Toy Choices
    Dec 23 2025
    We're revisiting an old favorite in a new format, and we, too, were surprised by the results. Trigger warning: Phil is back. CW: discussion of slurs

    Host segments: How is it LONGER?; trash crafts return; let's talk about racism, kids!; trying to figure out the socio-economic criticism inherent in Santa Claus and failing; who do I have to bribe to get a Djarum around here?; LSD doesn't fix everything, just most things; Benoit Blanc vs. Pitch.
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • Christmas Movie Swap 2025

    Christmas Movie Swap 2025
    Dec 19 2025
    This minisode, we're reviewing two very similar films - 2009's family drama Everybody's FIne, and Sabrina Carpenter's searing exploration of how horniness can impact the holidays. You might be surprised which one we enjoyed more.
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    35 mins
  • The Unearthly and Unexpected Glands

    The Unearthly and Unexpected Glands
    Dec 9 2025
    We're still trying to figure out what exactly was "unearthly" here.

    Host segments: Joe has a real future on OnlyCalves; Joe's sleep-smoochin'; remembering Hooligans; "the less dead;" WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR ON THIS PODCAST?; how does something so short feel so long?; turning this thing into the Spiderman meme.
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Fire Maidens from Outer Space and Inappropriate Chatter

    Fire Maidens from Outer Space and Inappropriate Chatter
    Nov 25 2025
    The sex-pestery in this film knows no bounds. Keep your hands to yourself, people!

    Host segments: horny men are the bane of other planets now; Why monster? It's none of our business; RIP Penelope; Jeff's nipple-bud moratorium; boob blindness; when there's more science in Nude on the Moon; Joe gets real.
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    1 hr and 20 mins