• Downward Dogging My Way Through Life
    Jan 13 2026

    Ever tried yoga, only to realize your body has a different agenda than your soul? From free classes that tried to fix my posture, to accidentally going into labor during a Mommy & Me session, this episode is a celebration of falling (literally) in love with yoga… chaos included. Plus, fun yoga facts that will make you feel slightly smarter while laughing at my epic fails.

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    12 mins
  • New Year, Same Chaos
    Jan 6 2026

    New year, new resolutions, same chaos.

    This week’s episode covers a shiny new microphone that absolutely refused to cooperate, the absurd origins of New Year’s resolutions, and why we all confidently lie to ourselves every January.

    We’re talking unrealistic goals, fake motivation, and the collective delusion that this will be the year we become a brand new person.

    Spoiler: it won’t. And that’s fine.

    New episode of Snacks & Sarcasm is live. 🎧

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    11 mins
  • Holiday Traditions Are Actively Trying to Kill Me
    Dec 16 2025

    I almost died from my Christmas tree (pine allergy), I can't drink regular eggnog (dairy allergy), and yet here I am trying to celebrate the holidays like a normal person. Spoiler: it's not going well. Join me for holiday chaos, a dairy-free eggnog taste test, and questionable life choices.

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    12 mins
  • Bad Luck Or Just My Personality?
    Dec 10 2025

    Episode 13 is here, which already feels like a risk — so naturally we’re talking superstitions.


    From lucky charms and unlucky moments, black cats, spilled salt, and why some people walk around like magnets for miracles while others…


    Is luck real? Are we cursed? Or are we just dramatic? (Don’t answer.)

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    13 mins
  • Unrealistic Expectations And Other Hobbies I Excel At
    Dec 2 2025

    I went to a Christmas parade fully expecting Hallmark magic… and instead got a fleet of VW bugs. Add a drone show that included a snowman, a tree, and… a man on the moon? Sure. Why not.

    Come laugh with me as I break down yet another event I wildly overhyped in my head, confess my obsession with advent calendars, and pitch my very serious belief that life should come with a soundtrack.

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    13 mins
  • Holiday Hot Mess
    Nov 25 2025

    A dramatic medical scare?A doctor calling me a leper?A Thanksgiving dinner replaced with pizza ?Yep… still somehow the best holiday ever.
    I’m talking gratitude, chaos, and a dash of things I'm thankful for.

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    11 mins
  • What I’ve Learned So Far
    Nov 18 2025

    Look at us… double digits! 🎉
    This week I’m breaking down the five things I’ve learned in ten episodes—because yes, ten lessons would’ve made sense, and no, my brain did not deliver that.
    We’re talking tech struggles, psychic-approved kinetic chaos, reclaiming “talking too much,” and why messy episodes sometimes hit harder than the polished ones.
    Basically chaos with a side of growth.

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    13 mins
  • The Sidekick Who Left Me Stuck
    Nov 11 2025

    They say behind every great woman is a supportive sidekick... unless you’re me. Then your sidekick is your sister, laughing while you’re stuck in a children’s train, pants halfway down, and rethinking your life choices.

    This week, we revisit our most iconic sister fails — from getting wedged in public transportation to nearly dying under a pile of free wreaths.
    It’s fine. We’re fine. Everything’s fine.

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    19 mins