• Episode 31: Midnight Sun, Chapters 21-25
    Jul 29 2025

    On this episode, we trudge through chapters 21-25 of Midnight Sun. Like vampires playing baseball, we had a blast. Charlie got the return of LAWWWHHRAUNT!

    Can't wait to bring you the final chapters next episode!

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    53 mins
  • Episode 30: Midnight Sun, Chapters 16-20
    Jun 17 2025

    On this episode, we cover chapters 16-20 of Midnight Sun, and, boy oh boy, is it a bit of a slog. Despite that, we have a great time talking about edging and water wigglers. We laughed until we cried, per usual.

    Join us next time as we cover chapters 21-25.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 29: Midnight Sun, Chapters 11-15
    May 1 2025

    On this episode, we cover episodes 11-15 of Midnight Sun. Edward asks Bella a lot of questions, and she answers like the Cool Girl she is. Please contain your cringe as we try acting out a scene from the book, and forgive Caitlin for not understanding Charlie's game. Don't forget to check our instagram to see Charlie's illustration of large-breasted Siobhan.

    Join us next time as we cover chapters 16-20.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Episode 28: Midnight Sun, Chapters 6-10
    Apr 18 2025

    On this episode, we cover chapters 6-10 of Midnight Sun. So much biology class. So much brooding! They just can't believe they love each other.

    Join us next time as we cover chapters 11-15.

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    53 mins
  • Episode 27: Midnight Sun, Chapters 1-5
    Apr 3 2025

    We're BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you! What better way to rekindle the SOAKing than with 800+ pages of broody Edward? On this episode, we cover the first five chapters of Midnight Sun. Tangents are many, and we ask the important questions, like was Edward circumcised, and if so, did his foreskin grow back when he became a vampire?

    Join us next time as we cover chapters 6-10 of Midnight Sun.

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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Episode 26: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part Two
    May 22 2024

    On this episode, we finish up the tragic story of Bree Larson Tanner. We also talk about Steph's apparent interest in Buffy and Fred's stinky sphere. Tangents include: tiktok, JoJo "Sawa" (Siwa), smells, Michael Scott quotes, and some great FMKs.

    Join us next time as we crack open The Official Illustrated Guide and read pages 66-184 (vampire lore).

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 25: The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Part One
    May 2 2024

    On this episode, we read the first half of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella (in the standard paperback, that's pages 1-89). Bree was a newborn vampire from Eclipse that Stephenie Meyer just couldn't get out of her head. We like her, too!

    We talk cave romance, Steph's stereotypes, "the dregs" of society, and more. Join us next time as we finish Bree's story.

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    1 hr
  • Episode 24: Twilight Saga Favs and Reflections
    Apr 5 2024

    We did it! We made it through all four books and all five movies of the Twilight Saga. On this episode, we reflect on our coverage of the series, and cover important Twilight topics, such as:

    • Favorite purchases/collectibles
    • Favorite characters
    • Hottest characters
    • Favorite quotes
    • Best and worst wigs (mostly worst)
    • Favorite soundtrack songs
    • Memorable fashion moments
    • Cover design rankings
    • Headcanon for what happens next

    We also reflect back on our favorite SOAK moments. We've had so much fun, and we appreciate all of your support!

    Join us next time as we start our coverage of the ancillary Twilight properties, starting with The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner.

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    1 hr and 31 mins