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“Sir, You Can’t Park That Train There”

“Sir, You Can’t Park That Train There”

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 This week we take a swamp dive into some brain-melting stories pulled straight from the panhandle’s dampest nightmares. From a guy who steals a car, a train, and a school bus just to get to Tampa, to the barefoot legend who stopped a high-speed chase to pet a random cat, this episode features barbecue theft via pants, unsolicited playground sex-ed, and a mostly-naked postal vigilante delivering chaos one mailbox at a time. Five stories down, two wild ones still in the chamber. Welcome to Florida Man Unleashed—where common sense gets heatstroke and dignity checks out by noon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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