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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Simon Mayo's Confessions

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Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Simon Mayo's Confessions
Episodes
  • He’s in the army now & other tales
    Nov 14 2025

    Step into the hilarious chaos of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week’s episode! We're kicking things off with Tom, who shares a childhood mishap involving an axe, his brother, and a dramatic trip to A&E—all while contemplating the parenting choices of the '80s.

    Then Darcy comes up with a creative yet dubious cover story for her friend. Mark’s story is of a daring, if not chilly, dare during his time in the army, and don’t miss Johnny Two Brushes, who accidentally filled his wife's car's screen wash with blue paint water, leading to a perplexing automotive adventure.

    With laughter, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of mischief, this episode has something for everyone. Do you have a confession of your own? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    41 mins
  • Wired for sound & other tales
    Nov 7 2025

    Gather round for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we set sail with Mr. Bartholomew Blackbeard, who recounts a hilariously chaotic night at a Caribbean rum bar that ends with a drunken quest to find his yacht among a sea of look-alikes. His tale of adventure and mistaken identities is sure to have you in stitches.

    Plus, we've got confessions from Nigel about a snowball incident gone awry, Gorgeous George's disgusting dental disaster that led to a rather unconventional remedy and Colin reflects on causing a bit of chaos at school with a well-intentioned bit of handy work.

    Join us for laughs, mischief, and heartfelt confessions. And if you’ve got a story of your own, we want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    42 mins
  • Richard Allinson saves the day & other tales
    Oct 31 2025

    Step into the spooky confessional for a thrilling Halloween edition of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the entertaining Confessional Collective as they dive into mischievous tales that are both hilarious and hair-raising.

    This week, Peter recalls his childhood escapades with Clive, filled with javelin throwing and a shocking hornet's nest incident! From there, hear Boo's clever but frightful Halloween trick that left trick-or-treaters in a tizzy. Plus, Richard's unexpected Cluedo-inspired chaos during a neighbourly visit brings a delightful twist to the ordinary. And Peter half time race support vehicle was not what he expected.

    With laughter, memories, and a touch of mischief, this episode is sure to enchant you. Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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    40 mins
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