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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Simon Mayo's Confessions

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Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Simon Mayo's Confessions
Episodes
  • The fright before Christmas & other tales

    The fright before Christmas & other tales
    Dec 24 2025

    Get ready for a jolly good time with Simon Mayo’s Confessions in this festive Christmas Eve special!

    Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into side-splitting confessions, starting with Nick's cheeky tale of chocolate temptation, Ollie shares his Christmas Eve shopping disaster that transforms Waitrose into a hilariously chaotic scene with bouncing cranberries and unexpected guests. Plus, don’t miss Jane's uproarious Boxing Day escapade that involves a daring run in nothing but boxers! It’s a festive blend of laughter, forgiveness, and holiday spirit you won’t want to miss.

    Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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    31 mins
  • Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales

    Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales
    Dec 12 2025
    Step into the festive spirit with the 100th episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they celebrate this milestone with hilarious tales of mishaps and misadventures. From David’s unforgettable Christmas sign mix-up to Howard’s covert pocket money scheme gone horribly wrong, each confession will leave you in stitches! Plus, don’t miss Tony's golf swing disaster that led to a shocking Christmas gift debacle and Pauline's endearing story of a surprise sibling arrival. Whether you're looking for laughs, nostalgia, or a touch of holiday magic, this episode has it all! Got a confession of your own? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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    40 mins
  • Search for the hero & other tales

    Search for the hero & other tales
    Dec 5 2025

    Step into the uproarious world of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week's episode!

    Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into hilarious mishaps, starting with Georgina's "Search for the Hero," a lockdown tale that leads to unexpected generosity from a tire shop. Then, get ready for a mouthful with Michael’s culinary blunder at a charity event, serving up a surprise for unsuspecting vegetarians. Plus, Sid’s confession from beyond the grave featuring a memorable hospital story and Micky's terrible tent tale with a storm like no other!

    Got a confession of your own? Send it in at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!
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    42 mins
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