Episodes

  • EP. 6 7
    Dec 21 2025

    It’s episode 6 7 of the podcast, and Jedward make a return!


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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, Jedward discuss their differences with TommyInnit and Jack Manifold, their impact on the music world, and everyone makes plans to form a boy band.

    Jedward reflect on the most absurd things their fans have done, get jemotional, and storm off after Tom and Jack might have pushed it too far.

    Everyone gets into the Christmas spirit with a festive poem about the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast, and we get a surprise visit from Elmo and Kermit.


    Highlights

    0:00 67?!?

    4:08 Drinking some Jaileys

    5:50 Worst moment of the week

    9:25 What should people know about Jedward

    13:10 Wildest Jedward ideas

    16:28 Biggest differences

    18:48 Getting jemotional

    21:18 Jingle bells jingle

    21:52 Getting deep about fame

    27:50 Forming a boy band

    30:26 Improving the podcast

    35:19 Pokemon card collecting

    36:34 Do Jedward fight?

    43:20 Fake friends

    44:23 Absurd fans

    46:05 Jedward storm off

    47:10 What’s happening in the world?

    50:23 Christmas poem

    55:48 Elmo and Kermit impressions

    57:30 Worm and Glorbo update


    Shut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.


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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    Channel manager: smill


    This podcast episode was recorded on 09/12/2025


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    1 hr
  • Tom Unveils his Drag Persona
    Dec 14 2025

    Tom unveils his drag persona, shares his James Marriott gig catastrophe, and Jack explains how he ended up sharing a bed with AverageHarry in Italy.↓ Watch Tom transform into drag in exclusive BTS footage by SUBSCRIBING TO OUR PATREON ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingThanks to you, our amazing SUIT community, for your support of the charity CALM - https://www.thecalmzone.net/Very special thank you to Mary O’Kart for joining us for Tom's incredible drag transformation:↓ GET YOUR MERCH - Last stock remaining! ↓https://suitmerch.store/In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit introduces us to his drag queen persona, and spills the tea with Jack.Tom revisits his disaster at a James Marriott concert, and Jack opens up about his breakup with WillNE.Jack tells the embarrassing story of an awkward bus ride in Italy, reveals what it’s like to share a bed with AverageHarry, and again questions his magical powers after running into someone unexpected.Highlights:0:00 Intro - Tom’s drag debut3:35 Jack’s awful airport experience7:35 Tom’s toe injury11:40 Tom at James Marriott gig16:21 Meeting WillNE18:36 Tom’s drag backstory20:50 Staying with AverageHarry in Italy25:35 Jack’s awkward bus story27:05 Tom flirts with Jack30:15 Tom’s disastrous birthday party37:40 Jack runs into an old character42:03 Tom discovers how to use a toilet45:18 Tom discovers gambling46:48 Jack runs into Philza’s old friend51:10 Trump at the McDonalds rally55:00 Worm and Glorbo updateShut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.Sponsorship enquiries: enquiries@shutupimtalking.co.ukWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceChannel manager: smillThis podcast episode was recorded on 20/11/2025Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

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    57 mins
  • TommyInnit’s Childhood Best Friend: Embarrassing Stories with Freddie Badlinu
    Dec 7 2025

    Tom and Freddie revisit the time they were almost mugged in a park, and get deep about their friendship.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, BTS & exclusive content ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓ GET YOUR MERCH While stocks last! ↓https://suitmerch.store/

    Big thanks to Neil from The Penny Farthing Club for facilitating this month's Jacktivity. You can check them out here: ↓

    https://pennyfarthingclub.com/In this episode of the Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Badlinu look back on childhood memories, revisiting all the mischief they used to get up to, and begin to question whether Tom is a good friend.Jack reveals he learned to ride a penny-farthing bike—taught by the same instructor who trained Max Fosh, and Freddie shares the story of how his 10,000 calorie challenge inspired by the Sidemen almost ended in disaster.The boys open up about their flaws, get real about their friendship, and start to question whether Jack Manifold might actually be evil.Highlights:0:00 Intro2:50 Jack ignores Freddie’s messages4:10 Jack rides penny farthing bike5:02 Freddie’s 10,000 calorie disaster9:45 Tom and Freddie almost got mugged15:53 Tom and Freddie’s heist20:05 Is Tom a bad friend?22:25 Why are Tom and Freddie friends?24:52 Tom does Freddie dirty29:25 Who knows Tom better?32:20 Best man debate37:16 Jack upsets Freddie40:23 Tom is a cheapskate43:15 Deep Chat: Freddie’s guide to life46:03 Does Jack spread hate?50:32 Freddie on spreading love53:11 Is Jack evil?58:29 Freddie is quitting streaming1:00:52 Worm and Glorbo updateShut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.Sponsorship enquiries: enquiries@shutupimtalking.co.ukWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceChannel Manager: smillThis podcast episode was recorded on 20/11/2025Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Reading TommyInnit’s Childhood Diary
    Nov 30 2025

    Home renovation disasters, Traitors & The Diary of a Mouthy Kid

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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack Manifold faces the chaos of home renovations, dealing with big holes where the windows used to be, destroyed furniture, and freezing rooms.

    Hear all about their trip to Traitor’s Experience in London, where strategy, lies, and blindfolded kisses collide, and how Tom did a rap battle and felt like a god.

    We also explore TommyInnit’s childhood diaries, revisit Minecraft escapades, and hear about Jack’s media struggles, from album releases to Instagram reels.

    Along the way, they plan future adventures in China, tackle travel drama, and keep us updated on the worm and the less-than-healthy Glorbo.

    From sushi mishaps and train encounters to heartwarming moments and epic diary readings, this episode is full of comedy, chaos, and charm.


    Highlights:

    ● Jack vs. builders: furniture carnage and frozen, upside down offices

    ● Traitor’s Experience in London: games, betrayals & blindfolded fun

    ● Tom reads his childhood diary: Diary of a Mouthy Kid

    ● Minecraft drawings, winter Pokémon Go, and global travel plans

    ● Worm and Glorbo updates


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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace


    This podcast episode was recorded on 11/11/2025

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Tom’s Worst Heckler Interaction
    Nov 23 2025

    Tom & Jack Survive Stand-Up Disasters, Comic Con Adventures & Jack’s Magical Predictive Powers.

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    Tom battles brain fog after one tiny cider, while Jack survives chaotic Halloween parties, glitter showers, and a wild Jedward concert.

    This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold talk stand-up gig fails, awkward audience encounters, and Tom’s adventures at Comic Con in Sweden, including unvetted Q&As, karaoke shenanigans, and meet ups with John Pork and some Furries.

    Jack reveals he has magical predictive powers, while Tom navigates a punishing gig schedule, bowel emergencies, and geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen, and Freddie Badlinu.

    Plus, updates on Glorbo the Venus Flytrap and we ask, How’s the Worm Doing?

    Episode Highlights:

    ● Tom’s disastrous 5-minute stand-up set & drunk hecklers

    ● Jack’s chaotic Halloween night

    ● Jedward & Jack get flashed at boyband 5ive’s Brighton concert

    ● Comic Con Sweden: fans, Q&As and karaoke

    ● Jack’s magical predictive powers & Minecraft woes

    ● Geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen and Freddie Badlinu

    ● Casino chaos & addictive thrills

    ● Glorbo the Venus Flytrap & worm updates

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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 04/11/2025

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    59 mins
  • Alex O’Connor on Death, Meaning & Why Our Brains Lie to Us
    Nov 16 2025

    Get ready for a collective existential crisis.

    TommyInnit puts on his big brain thinking cap as Cosmic Skeptic Alex O’Connor joins the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast for a mind-bending deep dive into consciousness, free will, fear of death, religion, and why our brains lie to us.


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    The boys dig into Alex’s Catholic upbringing, how he got from three U grades to Oxford University via his YouTube channel and how debating Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens shaped him.Tom admits he’s terrified of death, Jack questions whether meaning is something we create or discover, and Alex explains philosophical zombies, panpsychism, and what it feels like to lose your sense of self on psychedelics.

    They explore consciousness, blind sight, ego death, split-brain experiments, why the self might be an illusion, and whether a worm or a bat experiences reality anything like we do. Alex also opens up about burnout, grounding himself, and trying to keep philosophy fun rather than content-driven.


    Topics:

    00:00 - Intro

    02:20 - Alex O’Connor introduces himself

    04:25 - Alex’s worst moment of the week

    06:30 - Early life & journey into philosophy and theology

    11:15 - What happens when we die?

    15:10 - How to stop fearing death

    19:40 - What is meaning?

    23:50 - Alex’s view on purpose

    27:00 - Conscious experience and why it exists

    29:23 - The Philosophical Zombie

    30:14 - Do plants feel pain?

    33:00 - What is consciousness?

    37:55 - What is Jack Manifold?

    41:28 - Ego death and psychedelic experiences

    44:12 - Left brain & right brain

    46:01 - Crazy split brain experiments

    51:00 - Alien hand syndrome

    52:00 - Does Alex get tired of debating?

    53:15 - How to switch off from thinking so deeply

    54:20 - How Alex winds down

    55:55 - Playing Warzone whilst talking about the bible

    58:30 - Bruce Springsteen & free will

    1:00:00 - How philosophy can help with anxiety

    1:02:00 - Everyone is going to play PUBG together

    1:03:40 - Content, social media & control

    1:04:42 - How’s the worm doing?

    1:05:35 - How to get into philosophy

    1:05:56 - The mystery of consciousness

    1:07:24 - ‘Mary’s Room’ thought experiment

    1:09:38 - TommyInnit invites Alex O’Connor for a pint

    1:09:50 - Transition over to Patreon


    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace


    This podcast episode was recorded on 25/10/25

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • 61: Seagulls, Spicy Dreams & Springsteen (LIVE)
    Nov 9 2025
    The first ever Shut Up I’m Talking Podcast LIVESHOW! Recorded in Brighton with live studio audience participation and a very special guest appearance from AverageHarry.

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    With far fewer chances to edit out stuff they shouldn’t be saying, watch TommyInnit and Jack Manifold take Shut Up I’m Talking to the stage for a hilarious live show. From Tom’s questionable dream about Jack and his problems with Gen Alpha, to Jack’s booze-filled TwitchCon adventures and his very real problems with working with Tom, expect an even closer look at how these two friends tick.

    Watch now, and catch the second half of the show exclusively on Patreon!

    In this episode:
    ● Tom’s unexpected Fright Night horror story
    ● Tom’s questionable sex dream about Jack
    ● Did Tom stalk Bruce Springsteen at the Deliver Me From Nowhere premiere
    ● Audience confessions: vomit disasters, noisy chewers & sausage-roll-stealing seagulls
    ● Brighton’s rite-of-passage moments including James Marriott sightings and The Bird Man
    ● Jack’s newfound love of finger guns

    Recorded at The Old Market in Brighton on 23/10/25

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
    Executive producer: Mirren Mace
    Directed by: Mirren Mace
    Producer: Russell Noon
    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
    Social media: Tori Sheard
    Camera operators: Owen Rogers, Hazar Ayyildiz & Eryn Films
    Editor: Owen Rogers
    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
    Set design: Mirren Mace

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    56 mins
  • 60: Does Jack have a drinking problem?
    Nov 2 2025

    Jack has a plane crash nightmare, Tom crashes a red carpet and sort of meets Bruce Springsteen, while TwitchCon goes off the rails. TommyInnit & Jack Manifold are back with another unfiltered episode of the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast.


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    In this episode:

    • Jack’s TwitchCon tales: 10 parties, business-class upgrades and terror at 30,000 feet
    • Tom shows up late, unshowered, and embracing nature
    • How Jack got intimate with Pickle Rick
    • TwitchCon insights: Minecraft YouTubers go wild, BBNo$ parties, $70 drinks & creator drama
    • Jack’s hangover hell, exploding heating system & being haunted by the worm
    • Tom’s theory test adventures, pigeons in the park & firework jeopardy
    • US cities debate: Seattle vs. Austin vs. New York, and Tom’s dream to move to NYC
    • Glorbo the Venus flytrap makes their debut - but are they ok?

    Plus: Minecraft YouTubers’ soccer game, meeting Quackity, AverageHarry and Zoil in a lift, and confessions from TwitchCon’s afterparties.

    And of course, how’s the worm doing?


    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 25/10/25

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