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Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

Sh!t I told my Hairdresser

By: Jason Townsend and Jack Abernethy
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 Join Jason and Jack as they take you behind-the-scenes of the hair industry and spill the tea. They share their unique experience as hairstylists in LA working not only behind the chair on celebrity clients but also on TV shows, movies, press junkets, commercials, hair shows, and photo shoots. Get ready for some of the most outrageous stories they've heard from their clients and fellow hairdressers over the decades. Hear them share situations and experiences that clients and hairdressers never want told. From hilarious moments to cringe-worthy encounters, they will make you laugh and take a break from the real world.

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Episodes
  • Resting Ozempic face Ep#88

    Resting Ozempic face Ep#88
    Jun 22 2025

    Clients face changes and other side effects to Ozempic, and God we love to hate a motivational speaker





    Dive into another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, where we tackle the bizarre trend of Ozempic face, saggy diaper butts, and the extreme lengths people go to for weight loss. From disturbing salon confessions to stolen motivational stories, no topic is off-limits. Tune in for raw humor, wild client tales, and a dose of reality—because sometimes, the truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.




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    28 mins
  • I'll fu@k her tonight, you tomorrow Ep#87

    I'll fu@k her tonight, you tomorrow Ep#87
    Jun 15 2025

    Jason and Jack have husband and wife hairdressing team John and Lauren Alanouf and we talk about leaving a salon cult, toxic loyalty, and the dark side of hairdressing



    he unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from Italian VPs proposing "I'll fuck her tonight, you tomorrow" to narcissist salon owners and industry cults. Hosts Jack & Jason expose the hilarious, WTF, and sometimes dark truths of the hairdressing world. No glossy bullshit, just raw, outrageous tales from the chair. Stay Shitty!




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    Give a follow on instagram https://www.instagram.com/shititoldmyhairdresser/

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    41 mins
  • Freak off: Doggy style Ep#86

    Freak off: Doggy style Ep#86
    Jun 8 2025

    Jason has a client that deals with zoophiles and a car theft ring in Newport Beach



    Jason and Jack's unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from jet-lagged rants to bizarre client confessions (zoophilia, anyone?). Hosts Jack & Jason dive into true tales of crime, celebrity chaos, and WTF moments, all served with sharp humor. Stay shitty!"

    comedy, hairdressing, behind the scenes, true stories, podcast, WTF, crime, celebrity




    Please click the link to fill out our sponsorship survey so we can run ads on our show that are the right fit for you http://bit.ly/shtitoldmyhairdresser-survey

    Give a follow on instagram https://www.instagram.com/shititoldmyhairdresser/

    If you would like to be on the show or share a story with visit our website and leave us a voicemail or email https://shititoldmyhairdresser.com/

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    30 mins

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