Episodes

  • Super-superficial
    Apr 15 2024
    I’ve always wanted a boob job and finally got the courage to get a consult. Let’s just say I was hit with that hard truth, hard cost, and some disappointment. I guess we all can’t have perfect boobs.
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    15 mins
  • Sleeping with the Enemy
    Mar 25 2024
    In this episode Selina goes a little crazy trying to fight off unwanted guests that keep coming up from her childhood past.
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    14 mins
  • Plastic bottle tequila
    Nov 11 2023
    There’s a huge difference in people who drink plastic bottle tequila, glass bottle premium tequila, or don julio 1942. Which tequila group are you part of? Don’t ever settle for plastic bottle tequila, you’re better than that. Set your standards higher and your goals to don julio 1942.
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    26 mins
  • Butter at the bbq
    Nov 11 2023
    My opinion of Instagram selfies and stolen quotes. Why you shouldn’t bring butter to a bbq. And more rants and raves and their stupid complaints.
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    20 mins
  • Kind of funny
    Nov 11 2023
    Children have become so ungrateful and entitled. Where did manners go anyway? A kind of funny story about a public event involving rude children and well behaved lizzards.
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    23 mins
  • Matchie
    Nov 11 2023
    What happened to my podcast? I know I’ve been away a while and he’s why. But I’m back, only when I feel like it of course.
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    26 mins
  • I am Sexist
    Jun 3 2023
    I am sexist and so are you.
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    16 mins
  • Jim the Lizard King
    May 21 2023
    The story of the real Lizard King. Jim gets captured by a sadistic human, only to be caught in the middle of some horrible experiment. While in captivity he gets a taste of the good life, and he’s showered with fake love, and fake sunshine. Meanwhile the real love and sunshine exists so close, yet so far away. Will Jim ever have the real thing again? Or is he forced into this artificial reality forever?
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    15 mins