Episodes

  • Game of Thrones Season 1 Part 2
    Nov 23 2025

    It's time to head back to Westeros as Kevin and Rachel prepare for winter with more Game of Thrones season 1. This time we tackle episodes 3 and 4, Lord Snow and Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things.

    Discussions include different types of jam, s-exposition, the art of cinematically telling stories, and attempting to do Littlefinger impressions. Listen and enjoy to the 2nd part of Game of Thrones season 1.

    0:00:00 - Lord Snow

    0:32:33 - The first mention of Uncle Kevan

    0:59:54 - Pinpoint the second his heart breaks in half

    1:30:57 - Khalessi have baby inside her

    1:45:27 - Dancing lessons

    1:54:11 - Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

    2:28:16 - Some Sansa impressions

    2:59:03 - Blackberry jam

    3:25:35 - The first round of joust


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    The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

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    3 hrs and 46 mins
  • Se7en
    Nov 15 2025

    In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel solve the clues to find a serial killer again with David Fincher's Se7en. A movie where a serial killer tries to get all performance artsy using the seven deadly sins.

    Discussions in this episode include Cliff's notes usage, private libraries, proper drinkware, and which sin is best encapsulated in each Seinfeld character. Listen and enjoy to find out if Se7en has shelf life.

    0:00:00 - Intro

    0:11:19 - Se7en backstory

    0:20:31 - Se7en walkthrough

    0:44:28 - Monday

    1:09:04 - Tuesday

    1:35:11 - Wednesday

    2:03:08 - Thursday

    2:21:48 - Friday

    2:51:15 - Saturday

    3:06:08 - Sunday

    3:35:49 - Shelf Life Verdict


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    The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

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    3 hrs and 47 mins
  • Game of Thrones Season 1 Part 1
    Nov 8 2025

    We head to the seven kingdoms this week on Shelf Life as Kevin and Rachel manipulate their way to the iron throne and discuss Game of Thrones season 1.

    Discussions include talking trees, what exactly is beyond Asshai, wedding gifts, intimate foley work, beard designs, and what was the name of that one girl with the tits you could bury your face in? Listen and enjoy this extra long discussion of the first two episodes of Game of Thrones.

    0:00:00 - Winter is Coming

    0:39:11 - The direwolf puppies

    1:01:36 - The King arrives

    1:19:04 - Khalessi

    1:44:05 - A letter arrives from the Vale

    2:00:53 - The Kingsroad

    2:16:49 - Slappin Joffrey

    2:49:15 - A royal picnic

    3:23:02 - Another Stark tragedy


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    The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

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    3 hrs and 42 mins
  • Game of Thrones Introduction
    Nov 7 2025

    As the days turn shorter and the darkness comes, we must stick together to discuss pop culture's largest television show of all time. Walkthroughs longer than some winters praying for the summer volume to begin. But whether or not the show is great isn't the question, no the question is does Game of Thrones have shelf life. That's right, Shelf Life is coming!

    It's time for Game of Thrones season 1 to be up for contention to the shelf. And naturally we talked too long. So here's the introduction to season 1 soon to be followed by part 1 of season 1.

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    29 mins
  • Podcast of Horror 2025
    Oct 31 2025

    It's All Hallows Eve, and Shelf Life’s annual tradition is back with more Halloween related subjects from the haunted studio for more podcasting frights.

    And since Halloween falls on a Friday, that means it is TGIF as Kevin and Rachel discuss part of the TGIF lineup. First it is Family Matters classic episode Stevil and then we get magical with Sabrina the Teenage Witch and A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It. Your hosts discuss party invites, emotional support, talking inanimate objects, and candy corn.

    Listen and enjoy to find out if Stevil and A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It have shelf life.


    0:00:00 - Intro

    0:09:34 - Stevil Family Matters Season 8 ep 7

    1:26:37 - A River of Candy Corn Runs Through It Season 2 ep 7


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    The opinion, beliefs, and viewpoints expressed by the characters portrayed by those on the podcast are tongue and cheek meant for entertainment purposes only and very sarcastic. The impressions done on the show are out of love and done poorly. Any clips or music used within the show is used for review effect and is property of the owners. The viewpoints do not represent those of the hosts, people, institutions, and organizations who the creators may or may not be associated with in professional or personal capacity.

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    3 hrs and 15 mins
  • Psycho (1960)
    Oct 25 2025

    In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel go on the lam and stay in a seedy motel where nothing could possibly go wrong with Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho.

    Discussion topics include currency exchange for alimony payments, the intricacies of toilets flushing, sighting red flags, and lots of mother impressions. Listen and enjoy to find out if Psycho has shelf life.

    0:00:00 - Everyone must be seated for the entirety of the podcast

    0:10:12 - Pyscho backstory

    0:26:04 - Pyscho walkthrough

    1:05:00 - Marion leaves town

    1:32:32 - The Bates Motel

    1:50:00 - The parlor scene

    2:10:02 - Well I...I can't it's just too horrible

    2:34:00 - Sam & Lyla

    3:02:02 - Talk with the sheriff

    3:23:00: - Wouldn't hurt a fly

    3:34:55 - Shelf Life Verdict


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    3 hrs and 44 mins
  • Zombies Ate my Neighbors
    Oct 17 2025

    In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel get out the squirt guns and bazookas to save some apathetic neighborhoods with Zombies Ate my Neighbors. A comedy horror videogame from the 90s with more levels than is humanly reasonable.

    During the show, your hosts discuss remakes and reboots, apocalypse weaponry, suburban pyramids, and could Zeke and Julie ride the sandworms? Listen and enjoy to find out if Zombies Ate my Neighbors has shelf life.

    0:00:00 - Start of Podcast

    0:09:46 - Call in guest

    0:18:44 - ZAMN background

    0:29:32 - ZAMN walkthrough

    0:40:06 - Neighbors and monsters

    1:04:05 - Zombie defeating weapons

    1:12:47 - Items...not to confuse with weapons

    1:20:55 - Kevin and Rachel rescue the neighbors

    1:54:53 - Shelf Life verdict


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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • Community Season 1 Part 3
    Oct 10 2025

    In this episode of Shelf Life, Kevin and Rachel head back to the study room to keep discussing Community season 1. Come along to discuss the trappings and life skills learned at the community level.

    Lecture discussions consist of the dichotomy of good and evil, squirrels, hypnosis, and Dia de los Muertos de los Muertos. Listen and enjoy the next three classes of Community Season 1.

    0:00:00 - Introduction to Statistics

    1:15:55 - Home Economics

    2:27:52 - Debate 109


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    3 hrs and 37 mins