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Seven Minutes In Evan

Seven Minutes In Evan

By: Evan Lopez
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Get inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.Evan Lopez
Episodes
  • The Straightest Sport in the Winter Olympics
    Feb 17 2026

    The Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPING
    What is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.

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    8 mins
  • Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime Show
    Feb 11 2026

    I woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate isn’t the move. We talk Duolingo warriors, Kendrick’s trash bag pants, Kid Rock in Texas, and why America being a melting pot is actually the whole point.


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    8 mins
  • What AI will evolve into - Part 2
    Feb 6 2026

    Part two of the AI spiral — and this is where it gets weirder.

    In this episode, I keep pulling on the thread from part one: if AI keeps evolving, does it eventually crave human emotion? Does it want to be human? Or do we end up in a symbiotic relationship where AI optimizes our bodies, our health, and our limits… while something else about us quietly atrophies?

    I go from alternate timelines of technology (messenger pigeons vs smartphones), to symbiotic AI fixing our bone density in real time, to humans evolving into something closer to mushrooms, sonar creatures, or telepathic weirdos drifting through space.

    This one turns into a conversation about instincts, discipline, self-integrity, and what happens when we outsource too much of our awareness. If AI ever does take over, and we end up in a Skynet situation, it might honestly be on us — because we saw it coming and kept building the bonfire next to the gas factory anyway.

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    8 mins
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