Episodes

  • Finale Part Four - The John Scarratt Holiday Special

    Finale Part Four - The John Scarratt Holiday Special
    Dec 23 2025
    We're done with pitches and fixing bad sequels, but we're not done talking yet. As part of our farewell tour, we welcome the Secret Fourth Sequeliser, our artist-in-residence John Scarratt back to the podcast to talk through all the amazing visuals he's produced for us over the past 10 seasons. John Scarratt's website: https://www.johnscarratt.co.uk/ John Scarratt on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jscarratt/ John's Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarrattshop/ Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 39 mins
  • Finale Part Three - Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Finale Part Three - Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
    Nov 25 2025
    It was said that we would destroy the prequels, not fix them! It's the final part of the finale trilogy, and time for us to discuss Revenge of the Sith. We cover everything from terrible CGI and the worst on-screen chemistry we've ever seen to dying of a broken heart and UNLIMITED POWER! And yes, we bring our own trilogy to its epic conclusion with the LAST EVER Sequelisers pitch... Soundscapes provided by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams (and John Williams) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    3 hrs and 48 mins
  • Finale Part Two - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

    Finale Part Two - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones
    Nov 18 2025
    We're back, making good on our promise for the next instalment of the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Creepy crushes, kiwi clones, complicated schemes, fake beards, and someone called Sifo Dyas? It's all here in this second chapter that leaps forward a decade and insists CGI is going to improve every single shot. But how will we continue our own Star Wars canon, and will it feature clones? Find out in part two as our galaxy-sized finale continues. Additional sound design by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    4 hrs and 22 mins
  • Finale Part One - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Finale Part One - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
    Nov 11 2025
    We've teased it, we've threatened it, and we couldn't bring the show to an end without making good on our promise. Finally, the Sequelisers take on the Star Wars prequel trilogy. But in our Star Wars-saturated times, can we even remember what Star Wars looked like back in 1999? And is there anything worth salvaging from the Phantom Menace, or are we throwing the Binks out with the bathwater? Find out, in part one of our galaxy-sized finale. Additional sound design by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    3 hrs and 47 mins
  • Coming Soon - The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

    Coming Soon - The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
    Oct 14 2025
    We said we wanted to finish the podcast with a bang, so here we are. Before our final goodbye specials, we're finally taking on our white whale. Our greatest challenge. Our Phantom Menace. Plus the other two. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    7 mins
  • Season 15 Episode 15 - Joker: Folie a Deux

    Season 15 Episode 15 - Joker: Folie a Deux
    Aug 11 2025
    This is it, folks. The series finale of Sequelisers. What a truly terrible sequel to end on. One of the biggest box office bombs of all time. It's the final episode, the final pitch, and, to put it simply, you are NOT READY for how this ends. Oh, and we may have a few surprises in store along the way too. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    3 hrs and 14 mins
  • Season 15 Episode 14 - Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

    Season 15 Episode 14 - Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
    Aug 5 2025
    It's our final ever VIP pick and Jack's final pitch. And what better way to play us out than taking a forgettable sequel to a forgettable adventure film and elevating it to something truly beautiful? You're in for a treat, folks. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 16 mins
  • Season 15 Episode 13 - Weekend at Bernie's 2

    Season 15 Episode 13 - Weekend at Bernie's 2
    Jul 29 2025
    You've heard of beating a dead horse, but how about beating a dead CEO? That's exactly what the makers of Weekend at Bernie's 2 were doing, when they decided that the inexplicably widely-referenced comedy needed a sequel. But can we breathe new life into this one-joke set-up? Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 hrs and 5 mins