This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about.

Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat. Will has a genuinely terrible Marvel tier list, and walks us through how best to quit your job.

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McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if there is a male equivalent to Horoscope Girls, the return of McDonald’s Uncle O'Grimacey, a Sinead O’Connor Bratz Doll in honor of Women’s month, the statistics of how many people think they can fight dangerous animals, Wingstop auctions off year supply of ranch, and Will takes us through some Amazon Erotica with the “Born in Blood Mafia Chronicles” series, and an unusual death caused by toxic masculinity.

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It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out.

This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and they discuss the Pope’s claim of scrolling causing brainrot.

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When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns are called, Theo goes over some fun press releases including Mark Wahlberg being a keynote speaker to fast food big wigs and Red Robin’s onion ring proposal deal, Will talks about Progresso’s new Soup Drops which are hard candies that taste like their soups, Theo presents some fun hypothetical questions including if you would do chores in a bumble bee costume, what super powers we would get, and if you would fight Mike Tyson everyday for a billion dollars, and Will takes us through the “Bubble Babes” erotica series descriptions on Amazon.

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I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.

This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise.

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Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon Cards including a thief busting through a wall to get to cards, criminals using Pokemon Cards to launder money, and dumb thieves stealing the wrong cards. Also this episode, Theo has three taxidermied frogs to sell Will and an unsurprising food poisoning.

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If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco Bell’s new chicken nuggets with three interesting sauces, Will takes us through the 2024 crimes including the crimes that spike at New Years and wacky crimes reported in Maricopa county Arizona, Theo takes the criminal discussion to Florida with three news stories of wild Floridamen making high speed chases in Santa suits, shooting Walmart drones, and running naked. Also this episode the boys talk about the wild world of Clown Fetishists and a bacon based food poisoning.

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