Chris and Cole discuss toddler language, yelling at the microwave and going into debt

Chris, Kolpy and his bride Ashley discuss the dump, the ethics of asking to share food and revisit the subject of bad haircuts.

In a magical dual guest episode, Kolpy and Chris welcome BOTH Sugar Plum Gary and Emmett Montgomery as they discuss the horrors of Christmas and what the soda companies don't want us to know.

Chris, Kolpy and Isaac discuss ultimate pets, big words and appropriate quesadilla consumption hours.

Chris and Kolpy discuss the possible whereabouts of Sesame Street, learning times tables and juice pulp conspiracies.

Kolpy and Chris discuss rabies, whether or not Gushers have become "less gushy" and what would be in their tombs.

Kolpy and Chris discuss being a P.E. teachers assistant, Wojtek the Bear and deep fried Oreos.

Kolpy and Chris discuss shared portion division, Grape-Nuts relativity and worst spirits to get drunk on