Sandy's Court Fees cover art

Sandy's Court Fees

Sandy's Court Fees

Listen for free

View show details

About this listen

 “Would You Survive an FBI Background Check? Real ID Drama, Fruitcake Songs & Holiday Surprises!” Episode Description 🎙️ “If the FBI ran a background check on you today, would you be nervous?” That’s the question that kicks off a rollercoaster episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where holiday cheer meets real-life drama and unexpected laughs! 🎄🚨 Sandy, JB, and Tricia dive into Austin’s changing landscape, reminiscing about the city’s green spaces and sturdy new buildings, while sharing stories that blend nostalgia with humor. From the passing of Austin’s progressive mayor Frank Cooksey to wild tales of cows and squirrels causing chaos on Texas highways (“Are squirrels that indecisive in every aspect of their life?”), the hosts keep you entertained with their signature wit. The episode heats up with Tricia’s “story we love,” spotlighting the looming Real ID deadline. Did you know that starting February 1st, travelers without a Real ID or passport will face a $45 fee and up to 30 minutes of extra verification at the airport? “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.” The hosts speculate about the 6% of people who still haven’t updated their IDs—are they running from the law, or just procrastinating? 😅 Memorable moments abound as Sandy and Tricia share their own brushes with bureaucracy and the law:
  • Sandy’s forgotten court fee from a 1990 bar fight (“Texas didn’t care. Iowa did. Ohio did.”)
  • Tricia’s unexpected night in jail for a $35 court fee (“I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”)
  • The infamous “pooped in public” mugshot story that had everyone in stitches.
The holiday spirit shines through with talk of magical moments, Texas Lottery scratch tickets, and the legendary Fruitcake Song—JB’s ode to Santa that’s been a show tradition for nearly 30 years. “If you’ve never heard it, you need to hear it. If you have heard it, then you know you’ll love it.” Other highlights include:
  • The wild world of Texas highways, where cows and pigs are as much a hazard as speeding cars.
  • Squirrel survival tactics and the mystery of their “nut maps.”
  • A mashup of Old West history and podcast recommendations for curious listeners.
Notable Quotes:
  • “Are squirrels that way in every aspect of their life? Like, you’re my girlfriend, no you’re not.”
  • “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.”
  • “I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”
Call-to-Action ✨ Enjoyed the episode? Subscribe to The JB and Sandy Show, leave us a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support helps us keep the stories, laughs, and holiday magic coming. 😊
No reviews yet
In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.