The Enterprise D is doing its thing, shuttling an ambassador to a… wait a minute, hold on, they’re charting globular clusters! Globular clusters! Wow! They are charting shit which is only slightly more active than shuttling shit, but that’s not the point. Riker can’t get to sleep! For some reason Numbah One keeps waking up feeling unrested! You might be asking yourself, why would this space adventure show be doing an episode where people can’t get a good night of sleep, but really, Riker and the rest of them are getting abducted! Seems Rike’s not the only one missing time and remembering weird shit, even Data! Worf’s got a thing about scissors, Then, crewman dead-face shows up with his blood replaced by sand… or something. Beverley tells Riker his arm has been severed and re-attached – OUCH! This leads the crew to hash it out in the holodeck, finally discovering that they’re being abducted and experimented on! The nasty aliens are also using a portal that is destabilizing the ship! Picard and company develop a plan to reverse- abduct Riker and outsmart the alien menace! Will Data become the next poet-Lauret of the U.S.S. Enterprise? Will Riker ever get over that bed-head? Will the Enterprise ever chart that dense-ass globular cluster? Find out on this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

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