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S2 e13 – "Never Too Late For A Post Abortion"

S2 e13 – "Never Too Late For A Post Abortion"

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The Battery-operated Magic Toupee landed on a planet of hope coincidentally named “Planet Hope”.

Everyone hoped. Women hoped for the day their breasts would get bigger, men hoped that one day their penises would grow beyond microscopic or least beyond mini.

No one actually worked since everyone worked hard at hoping.

People hoped that somehow money would magically befall them. On a planet that boasted a 100% take up of in its national lottery, every resident of this notoriously piss-pour planet played the lottery in hopes of winning the jackpot.

People died young since there weren’t doctors… patients and the soon to be dead hoped their illnesses would just get better.

When The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on Planet Hope, there was no-one to greet them. Everyone was at the many flourishing churches praying for a miracle (which must have occurred since there were still a few people alive on this pathetic planet).

The galactic council recently renamed this planet: “Nota Hope In-Hell” as the producers of this podcast hoped that the show would get better.


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