This episode tastes like childhood—if childhood was fueled by Pop Rocks, cold burritos, and sibling smackdowns over the last Klondike Bar.

This week, the Rooted Warriors are tearing into the crinkly bags of memory and serving up the snacks that raised us. From Kool-Aid toothpicks and Corn Pops to the long-lost glory of Jell-O Pudding Pops, we’re diving deep into the sacred (and slightly suspect) snack lore of the 80s—back when sugar was a food group, carbs didn’t count, and your lunchbox was your street cred.

We’re talking grocery store bribes, schoolyard trades, and survival meals that only made sense at midnight. (Looking at you, grilled PB&J on a tortilla—crispy, tragic, and kind of genius.)

It’s a salty-sweet time warp of processed glory, packed with foods that should’ve come with a warning label but didn’t—and the stories that stuck to our ribs just as much as the snacks did.

🎧 Snack like it’s 1989. No kale. No shame.

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Impulse buys. TikTok flops. Subscription traps. VRBO rentals. Sometimes our purchase turns out to be something we needed even more than we realized. And sometimes… well… not.

In this Rooted Warriors confessional, we unpack the emotional chaos behind the things we swore could “change everything.” From vibrating face masks and composting toilets to organic underwear and an unforgettable desert trip—nothing is safe, and everything is fair game.

This isn’t just about buyer’s remorse. It’s about the feelings behind the cart: hope, heartbreak, distraction, or just needing one thing to go right.

Sometimes those purchases became little lifelines that make venturing out in the first place all worth while.

Either way—you’re not alone. And we promise... you're definitely NOT your TikTok Shop cart.

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Gina, Moe, and Kat are back, and we’re diving deep—right into the hard truths, hilarious detours, and gut-check questions about what it really means to shrink yourself.

From apologizing for emotions to hiding our weirdest quirks, this episode explores the generational patterns that teach women to be quiet, small, and agreeable—and why we’re done with all that. We talk about being too much, not enough, and the battle to protect the softest parts of ourselves from the world… and sometimes from our own expectations.

We also ask: Who is the real you? When was the last time she got to come out and play? Whether she’s sewing in silence, laughing over 80s nostalgia, or talking to her chickens—she’s still in there.

🎤 This one’s for the woman still holding back… and the girl inside her who’s finally ready to speak. Feel blessed, be blessed, and stay rooted.

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