Last time on the adventures of the Hardy Crim Boys, we finally started moving the kobold horde with us. We were waylaid by enemies and had to defend ourselves by banishing the golem to a pocket dimension while we dealt with the revenant buddies. Clearly someone set them on us as golems do nothing without orders. We then made it to the town of Daggerford where we taught our kobold horde the proper manners to use in an inn and healed a book keeper's husband. Afterwards we traveled to a tourist trap, a spa where we were left naked without equipment or spells. Only to find our mysterious benefactor to be none other than an old nemesis... And Rok-Rok's wife. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles: We found ourselves in a cavern with what looked to be some kind of cult gathering of Kobolds lead by a Mind Flayer. I wanted to get get the jump on him but I was distracted by what was in the wall of the cave: the sphere I saw in my dream. However I was brought back to reality be the sound of Rok-Rok "gracefully" smacking the ground. Before we knew it, we were being attacked by the Kobolds we were searching for. We did our best to just knock them out, but some perished while fighting the Mind Flayer because he would not die! When we finally beat him I made my way to the wall that housed the beautiful pulsing sphere. The energy coming off of it put me in a tranquil state of bliss, but it seemed to harm the others. Arix thinks it's dangerous and is charming me in some way, but its not. I have to find some way to let them know it isn't peacefully, I don't want to harm my brother. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Last time on Rooms and Reptiles, the party rejoined just in time to head back to the mansion with their various finds, one being an unconscious kobold with a map. Everyone went to do their things, Rok-Rok took Sully to his room and locked the door which isn't effective when a little child can just teleport right past it, and various members of the team were visited by strange dreams, most of which were warnings for the future, so now we went back into the cave to search it once more...and it was a repeat of yesterday, same two jumped down that same cliff, this time with feather fall, while the rest searched above and encountered psychic mushrooms to ill effect. The group bellow searched dead ends to be sure and found a comfort room with a mimic inside. It was slaughtered in a spectacular manner and both were glad this happened. Now the group rejoins not too long afterwards. They enter a very large and dome-like room with a lot of scary chanting happening in there... Rok-Rok follows his dream and hops down, Sully jumped down after him, but armor is VERY LOUD, and looks like the guy was actually a mind flayer. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

So! Things are starting to get interesting again! Cobalt and friends discovered a cave where a kobold settlement seemingly was. We say "was", as it looks to have been destroyed by trolls. We managed to kill all but one, who got away and may be getting reinforcements... Meanwhile, Rakuu and Cobalt were able to find a kobold still alive under all this rubble and hopefully friends are able to fix them up! ...Hmm... Rok-Rok is acting strange. Maybe there's something wrong with his doll friend he always talks to... Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Previously on the Fabulous Shenanigans of Arix and Co... A haunting! Of Clue! Our magnificent mansion was overrun by these insane murderers who just would NOT cooperate. Rok-Rok has been enjoying his Face-In-A-Jar, and we all had some of this wonderful food called Pizza. Afterwards Arix communed with nature and discovered that while kobolds used to be seen in the area, they no longer are. We've gone up to their caves where we discovered the disconnected limb of the very creatures we seek. What will happen next time? We'll probably go have some tea and biscuits or something. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

Pissed that all the teeth that Rok-Rok got were lacking, Rok-Rok and Sully went into the cart to break a mirror. Weird things happened, so Rok-Rok made a M1^@O~T (mirror) for his room. When the remodel was done and a body was found in Rok-Rok's room, Rok-Rok went to work with happy glee. Soon afterwards the group had found that our house had been invaded by "people", and something called "Pizza". We join the group as they try to uncover what's going on. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

After negotiating for a reward for saving the city, the kobolds spent the next 3 days milling about, finishing business, and waiting for their specially-made items. We finally got everything we were waiting for, shared some stories, and explored their new magic mansion! Now we continue! Cobalt: "Hey Arix, wasn't there something we had to do with the dragonborn and puzzle pieces?" Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim

In the last episode our brave crew of kobolds finished their dealings with the lizardfolk and got the information on how to start their own empire but it was all rather basic advice. As they were leaving they were told never to come again and to devote themselves entirely to this goal or else. They also ended up purchasing a barge because a ride was far too expensive. They managed to sell the barge and the rest of the time was spent getting into town followed by shopping [which proved to be extensive but the wagon is getting a substantial upgrade] and they all ended up dropping the majority of their gold on various upgrades that they don't have quite yet...but now there are horns blaring of an orc attack coming in. Check out all our links here: https://linktr.ee/Ra_Zim