Episodes

  • Taylor Breaks Records, Dolly Breaks the Internet, and a Johnson is Exposed
    Oct 24 2025

    The gang gushes over Taylor Swift’s record-smashing album, clears up Dolly Parton’s “deathbed” drama, and side-eyes America’s latest political clowns, led by a man literally named Johnson. How unfortunate!

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    28 mins
  • Meltdowns and Frog Marches: The Inflatable Resistance
    Oct 17 2025

    The guys get into America’s never-ending government shutdown, ICE villains who need to be melted like the Wicked Witch, and, speaking of melt-downs, just look at the reaction to Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl. Between clergy getting pepper-sprayed and politicians chasing Nobel Prizes like it’s RuPaul’s Drag Race: Dictator Edition, it’s a wild ride through politics, pop culture, and petty power plays.

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    28 mins
  • Pete 'Keg'seth has entered the chat room: No Fats, No Fems
    Oct 10 2025

    The shutdown is on, the hypocrisy is loud, and somewhere in the madness, Taylor Swift emerges as America’s accidental emotional support icon. The boys go off this week on America’s “reality TV” government, where cabinet members are cast from Fox News and beauty pageants. Meanwhile, Portland's "war zones” look more like mom yoga retreats but still require an army of out-of-shape grievance goons to tamp down the fun. Who knew there'd be a cabinet filled with Fox News rejects and failed wrestlers? From Bad Bunny backlash to Taylor Swift’s lyrical vengeance, it’s political chaos meets pop-culture sparkle. Hey, America might be falling apart, but at least it’s doing it with a great soundtrack.

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    28 mins
  • From Disney Capitalism to VP Couches: They're All F***ed
    Oct 3 2025

    It’s October and the monsters aren’t just in haunted houses—they’re in Congress, on cable news, and apparently on couches with J.D. Vance. The crew rants about tariffs that punish farmers, Disney’s PR disasters, monopolies run amok, and why Michael’s might secretly be saving craft gays everywhere. Plus, a debate over Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl standoff proves the halftime show is still gayer than the game.

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    28 mins
  • Apocalypse Later, Lattes Now
    Sep 26 2025

    This week the crew laughs through yet another failed doomsday prediction, side-eyes Trump’s escalator conspiracy and Melania’s Hamburglar chic, and dives into the mess of media censorship, celebrity PR disasters, and the Epstein files everyone’s afraid of. Toss in government shutdown drama, Grindr jokes, and a heated debate over pumpkin spice, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts scandal, sass, and seasonal flavor. P.S. someone hates on pumpkin spice.

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    28 mins
  • Tariffs, Terrors, Tricks, Treats and Trauma: They're All Related
    Sep 19 2025

    Halloween may be Chad’s Super Bowl, but this year spooky season comes with tariffs, sky-high craft store prices, and Hobby Lobby pretending the holiday doesn’t exist. The crew riffs on candy rationing, ICE costumes scarier than any ghost, and why Black Mirror feels less like fiction and more like 2025’s to-do list. Plus, a love letter to Allison Janney, Jordan Peele’s brilliance, and the eternal truth: white people in horror movies never turn on the damn lights.

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    28 mins
  • Guns, Grits, and Run Bambi Run!
    Sep 13 2025

    The gang unpacks America’s love affair with guns, the messy politics of martyrdom, and why corporations have more rights than people—before lightening the mood with a farewell to TV legend Polly Holiday (aka Flo, queen of “kiss my grits”). It’s sharp, ranty and a little snarky, because if you can’t laugh at fascism creeping in the door, you’ll end up screaming into your designer throw pillow.

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    28 mins
  • Defying Gravity and Depravity
    Sep 5 2025

    September brings no chill as the gang rants about everything from Lee’s lingering Circle fame and Mike’s hot take that Wicked is… overrated (cue gay gasp), to Taylor Swift’s engagement ring dazzling the internet, and the dark comedy of U.S. politics—from gerrymandered maps to ICE strong-arming grannies. And just when you thought it was safe, AI pops up again—this time draining more water than a Fire Island pool party.

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    28 mins