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Tim asks Joe about Prime Minister Albanese’s confirmation that Australia will recognise Palestine as a state (with conditions) and what, if any, difference that will make to the people of Palestine or Israel.

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Today we’re talking loo laws, betch because someone’s actually made a toilet for couples. Yes, a real-life version of that old 90s SNL skit. Then it’s pronunciation police time, as an influencer butchers “Dulce De Leche” so badly it should be illegal. In the Glossys, we’ve got Travis, Taylor, Tony Abbott, and Leo making headlines. We debate the true etiquette of hotel checkout times, celebrate Pamela Anderson’s new pickle brand, and finish with a wild “rocks off” story — a NASA intern literally stole pieces of the moon for a cheeky session.

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We’ve figured out the ultimate “you’re old” test — and it happens in hotels. If you’re still lining up at reception to check out, handing over your key like it’s 1998, it’s a dead giveaway. The rest of us just ghost the place — key in the room, express checkout, TV checkout, done. Even some housekeepers called in to say they’d prefer you tell them, but sorry, we’re keeping that extra hour of our day. So… are you a hotel ghoster or a front desk sticker?

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Travis Kelce is out here being the ultimate plus-one for Taylor Swift, but the real Swiftie moment is Google’s new orange confetti Easter egg. Meanwhile, Tony Abbott’s holding boom gates in a Sydney car park like some kind of parking vigilante, and Leonardo DiCaprio gets stopped and searched outside a party in Ibiza… yep, even Leo gets told “not tonight, mate.”

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Taylor Swift’s dropping a brand-new album in October, and we’ve already cleared our playlists. Ricki’s been busy critiquing how Tim and Joel walk after seeing a New Yorker roast strangers in the street. A student’s taken petty to bridal levels by making an entire wedding dress out of divorce papers. We ask: what did you do drunk that changed your life? — one listener’s answer was so wild it changed their entire sexuality. And Guy Sebastian pops in smelling incredible and spilling on his new album, old World Idol mates, and why his son might be the next big thing.

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Guy Sebastian joined us in the studio smelling like a million bucks — literally, because his new fragrance is inspired by his dad (and thankfully not by talcum powder and Cascade Draught, which Chemist Warehouse once suggested). We talk about the sentimental story behind the scent, his new album 100 Times Around the Sun, and the big-name singers he roped in to make it sound like honey. Plus, Guy spills on hanging with Kelly Clarkson back in the World Idol days, almost quitting music to fish in Palm Beach, and why his 11-year-old son might be the next Sebastian to watch

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Snoop Dogg’s been locked in to headline the AFL Grand Final, and while we’re pumped, we’re also wondering if it’s time we saw an Aussie act take the stage again. Over in the celebrity world, J.Lo brushed off a giant cricket mid-performance like it was nothing (revenge body intact), Olivia Rodrigo’s sparked engagement rumours with a rock the size of a Tim Tam, and Cristiano Ronaldo’s fiancée is flaunting some serious bling of her own.

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Today’s show serves up some piping hot nuggets – and not just the Maccas kind. We kick off with the juiciest McDonald’s hacks you’ll wish you’d known years ago, before meeting a British woman who went overseas and acted like she was on a permanent episode of Border Security. Tim’s stuck in a loop thanks to the Morning Fresh jingle, Joel has a story so wild it’ll make you question your family tree, and Ricki dives into a 1913 relationship advice guide that proves chivalry might not be dead, but it was definitely… different.

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