We’re back live on October 6… but in the meantime, here are our best bits! From bathroom tap water and hatchback-driving blokes to a woman making tuna salad mid-flight, it was a week of things that are just “a bit” weird. We met the chef who can’t pronounce tortilla, the English village overrun by moaning Swingathon swingers, and a woman trying KFC for the very first time (spoiler: she loved it). Plus, we uncovered the surprising truth about drinking on planes — why champagne tastes flat, what laws actually apply, and why a Bloody Mary always hits at 30,000 feet.

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Today, we want to hear your crazy in love stories after a beautiful AirBnb story. Blackers goes through the nominations for this year's ARIAs. In the Glossy's, Cardi B defends claims that she has a stinky bum. And Hawthorn legend, Shane Crawford takes on Joel in a game of Quick Draw!

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Hawthorn legend Shane Crawford joined us to chat grand finals, busted collarbones, and why his Vegas footy trip helped get end-of-season getaways banned. He’s backing Geelong but reckons Brisbane are in with a shot, and yes, we even talked Snoop Dogg at BWS. Listen to the full podcast to hear Crawf take on Joel in a game of Quick Draw!

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In case you don’t work in commercial radio, the ACRAs, radio’s night of nights, have been announced as permanently discontinued today. Joel and Tim share their thoughts on the end of this huge night in radio.

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What's your crazy in love story? From wildfires to wild romance... an American girl booked an Airbnb in the UK and ended up finding love instead of just a place to crash. After losing her home in California, Meg travelled overseas and was offered a lift from the host’s son. She was sceptical at first, but he turned out to be her age, they clicked instantly, and by the time he dropped her off he’d already scored a date. Fast forward and the two are still together… so yeah, that’s one hell of an Airbnb review.

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This week on Four The Record:

Jimmy Kimmel is back after a four day hiatus, but did it actually achieve anything?

PLUS! Does Asutralia really need the US as an ally?

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Jimmy Kimmel’s back after a week off, getting teary then cracking Tylenol jokes with Glen Powell and Sarah McLachlan in tow. Macron had to call Trump for help in NYC before walking half an hour with his security team. We ranked Aussie insults like “calm ya farm” and “settle, petal,” Fallon took a swing at Kimmel, Rihanna and A$AP joked about fans hating the baby breaks, Simon Cowell clapped like a T-Rex, and the Jonas Brothers reunited with The Veronicas. Oh, and one Aussie legend replaced her car mirror with a pink makeup compact.

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What’s your go-to insult, betch? Today we dived into the art of Aussie patronising zingers, from “ride-o chief” to “ease up, turbo” and the classic “calm your farm.” Things got spicy when listeners jumped in with their favourites, including one that had us questioning the entire sperm race. We also crowned “that sounds like a you problem” as the ultimate corporate mic drop. Honestly, insults have never sounded so polite… and so brutal.

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