Episodes

  • 158 - Everyone Loves the Smoke… Until It’s in Their Face

    158 - Everyone Loves the Smoke… Until It’s in Their Face
    Jul 19 2025
    🔥 Buckle up—Rhiannon’s fired up and holding nothing back in this brutally honest, unapologetically unfiltered episode. From calling out toxic online behavior and gendered double standards to diving into Jurassic World fandom(spoilers), parenting wins, and tattoo talk, it’s a wild ride of righteous rage, belly laughs, and deep reflections. Mark plays co-pilot while Rhi tears into “accountability” culture, smacks down men's nonsense, and gives flowers to good men trying to be better. If you’ve ever been tired of the same tired excuses, this episode is your catharsis.

    Also: shoutouts to Wonder Dog, Peacemaker, and the trauma of watching long-necked dinos suffer.

    *Warning. Spoilers and strong language
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 157- Superfight! Eggnog, Meat Bikinis, and Mayhem”

    157- Superfight! Eggnog, Meat Bikinis, and Mayhem”
    Jun 18 2025
    The Rhimarkable crew battles it out in a chaotic round of Superfight. It’s radioactive dolphin UN diplomats vs. rabid Animaniacs. A lightsaber-wielding MacGyver faces off with a laser-eyed Sasquatch. And yes, someone brings a meat bikini to the wizard duel. With nonstop banter, absurd battles, and wild improv logic, this episode is loud, hilarious, and totally unhinged—in the best way.

    ⚠️ Explicit content. Strong language, cartoon violence, and lots of yelling about eggnog.
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    51 mins
  • 156- Titties and trunks

    156- Titties and trunks
    Jun 10 2025
    Rhi wants to kiss a gator, Mark wants to domesticate morning doves, and Noelia’s just trying to keep the peace. From animal fantasies to gorilla war simulations, dangerous bird plans, and the birth of the ‘Titties & Trunks’ drag bar, this episode is off the rails in the best way. Unscripted, unpredictable, and totally Rhimarkable."

    ⚠️ Content Warning: Explicit language, absurd humor, and spontaneous adult themes.
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    48 mins
  • 155 - Capitalist Chaos

    155 - Capitalist Chaos
    May 30 2025
    In this fiery and unfiltered episode, Mark and Rhi dive deep into WWE’s rumored acquisition of AAA, and Rhi is not holding back. From accusations of corporate colonization to Ticketmaster rants and $600 folding chairs, nothing is safe. They break down the cost of fandom, the erasure of culture, and why StubHub might just be the devil. Also: Sleep Token Obsession, Katy Perry ticket chaos, and why there’s no welcome mat on their front porch.

    > ⚠️ Strong language throughout. This episode contains explicit content, adult themes, and full-throttle opinions. Not for the easily offended—but absolutely for the unapologetically real.




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    37 mins
  • 154- Raise Hell, Praise Dale, and Don Jesus

    154- Raise Hell, Praise Dale, and Don Jesus
    Apr 13 2025
    In this wild and unfiltered Rhimarkable Conversations episode, Mark and Rhi unload a week's worth of chaos—TikTok rabbit holes, political rage, Lady Gaga's satanic slay, and straight-up wrestling industry truth bombs. It's bold, biting, and brutally honest. Come eavesdrop on the kind of talk that only happens when the mics are hot and nobody's holding back.
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    56 mins
  • 153- Blade would have killed em all

    153- Blade would have killed em all
    Apr 9 2025
    In this wild episode of Rhimarkable Conversations, Mark and Rhi take aim at the vampire legends of The Lost Boys, putting the Frog Brothers on blast and calling out Corey Feldman’s campy performance. The two compare these “bitch vampires” to Blade’s hardcore persona, declaring Blade the only real vampire. From discussing sex barnacles to bizarre raccoon stories, this episode is unpredictable and full of laughs.
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    52 mins
  • 152-Granny Burned Down Houses Over Drug Money

    152-Granny Burned Down Houses Over Drug Money
    Mar 27 2025
    This episode is a rollercoaster. We dive into unhinged Southern family stories—grannies setting houses on fire, sheriffs selling drugs, and hitmen too scared to do their jobs. Then we spiral into a rant about disposable cameras, influencer culture, and why future generations might only inherit pictures of food.

    Somewhere in the madness, we also talk Fortnite, wrestling chaos, and how Mark accidentally became a weed influencer. Plus, Chris jumped in for some hilarious gaming talk and sibling moments. Buckle up—this one's a trip.
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    45 mins
  • 151- Yam tits & Other Frustrations

    151- Yam tits & Other Frustrations
    Mar 15 2025
    Strap in for a wild ride of unfiltered rants, absurd tangents, and the kind of chaotic energy that makes Rhimarkable Conversations what it is. In this episode, we go off about everything—from the history of hemp and the scam of modern calendars to Call of Duty rage and why humans were never meant to sit upright.

    We also take a detour into true crime conspiracies (Gene Hackman, we’re looking at you), introduce the Scam Jar™, and question why some people just can’t mind their own damn business. Oh, and somewhere in there, “yam tits” became a thing—don’t ask, just listen.

    Light up, tune in, and enjoy the madness.
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    57 mins