Prepare to get your funny bone clobbered! This week we're dishing out reviews for sea dragons (sea monkeys' sickest rebrand yet), the Kentucky Fried Movie (for the real perverts in the crowd), the not so Fantastic Four cartoon, the effects of ginseng and herbal cigarettes, and a taste of what Sheryl Crow does to your brain, your life, your id. Now where's that funny bone, I said it's slobbering time!

Spool up that twin turbo and drop the clutch, we're reading things on the internet!

We've got them nitro-blasted internet reviews for the lovely la gon ma, smelling salts and their various techniques, confidence and male hair sculpting putty, Alien (1979), and becoming an enlightened bald with a head razor. For the segment, we say Thanks, Abby with some readings of Dear, Abby. Vrooms and zooms, people!

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Free podcast episode, who would have thought? This episode covers episodes 81 through 92, and I dare say it's got plenty of lovey little reviews.

From episode 81, we compare Fair Trade coffee to poop. From episode 86, we're screaming at a review for moisturizing socks. From episode 90, we're talking about Saving Private Ryan without the war: A Walk to Remember. Then we're getting a little color at King's Fish House in Rancho Cucamonga from episode 92. What a show, what a house.

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If you're not napping from 1:30pm-4:00pm daily, then its curtains I'm afraid.

This week's episode has wonderful internet reviews for protein obsessed-people and their microwaveable pork rinds, holding lightning with Disney's Hercules (1997), honey stinger energy waffles (to offset a goo dependency), the implication of piss in Dumb and Dumber (1994), and a nasty bag of onions ordered off of Amazon. For the segment, we pay tribute to the Dark Prince himself on Momento Mori-view. Don't let the bed bugs bite!

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Its spicy, but its sweet, too.

Internet reviews for Sour Strips candy, being bewildered with 'Surf Ninjas', going fast with 'Redline', and 'Falcon: Destiney's Enforcers' by April D Berry. For the segment, we play a little Five Star Review: The Game! Hot, hot!

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Just don't give the dude a cookie.

This week we got internet reviews for Long John Silvers, your ego and id within a glass elephant statue, gosh darn fruit punch capri sun, Friends and also how we feel about Friends, and wishing physics weren't real on wave boards. For the segment, we wade back into that swamp with Craigslist's Unfinished Business. Oh man I gave him a cookie man now he wants me to read him a whole story oh god.

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You know, like pouring water on fires, and safely transporting famous people and their families.

Internet reviews for City Crisis on the PS2, getting into the dehydration lifestyle with banana chips, waking up and craving at Flying Biscuit Cafe in South Carolina, responsibilities and IMDB's most popular Dexter review, and Sargento's gouda cheese. For the segment, we have a look at the career path and horse-drawing ability of one Maurice Sendak in Upon Further Review. Seriously.

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Get your cool ice picks and your space drugs and your sweet desert armor, because we're riding these tubes all the way to infinity, or at least until the screen saver starts again. Either way, I'm there.

Internet reviews for frozen beef from Nebraska via Amazon, dealing with coupons at a highway-side Burger King, the work horses of the feet: socks, and busting a vacuum. For the segment, we go hard with Gorilla Mode Lightning Preworkout on My Precious Max. Tubular.

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