Ho ho ho and who's your Daddy, now? It ain't your Pappy's Santy Claus.

Hip, young Father Christmas showed up this week with a hard-shell backpack full of reviews for holiday favorites like Danish Butter Cookies and Canned Pumpkin, Beach Boys Christmas music and a Reindeer Onesie, Christmas Above the Clouds and other notable examples of seasonal ephemera like the JFK Presidential Library, K-Pop Demon Hunters, and a Steampunk Jacket.

We told you, Papa X-Mas is trying new things out. So don't miss out and listen to the whole slambang holyday special!

Put this in your bottle and cork it!

Internet review for things like pumping on Crystal Lite energy mix, Snow Day (2000), getting masculine with electric water guns, and the alt girl that works at Family Video. That's some good tonic!

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Probiotic and cultured and soured; now that's a cream.

This week's episode is jam packed with internet reviews for getting the big orange soda at the AMC movie theater, organic sour cream powder, The Grinch (2018) annnnd How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), DC comics Starship Godzilla, Zatannic Panic, and The Boy Wonder, and offering some earthiness with canned pumpkin pie filling. For the segment, we hit up Craigslist for some Unfinished Business. Truly creamy!

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This episode is dedicated to the scumbags and posers who didn't stand by the party when the chips were down...

This week we have internet reviews for a dad mug, Balanced Rock hiking area, Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue, 'The Grinch' (2000), and were biker smut 'Blood and Whiskey'. For the segment, we take a trip to the Pages of Peterman for some classic clothing product listings. Class episode!

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I made a popsicle stick house!

Wonderful internet reviews for wonderful El Yucateco hot sauce, experiencing a selenite crystal digging area, sidewalk chalk, Predator: Badlands, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants. Pull my finger.

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Pick up enough chicks and you can move up to heavier things, like chickens.

This week we have internet reviews for Pizza One in Vancouver, Womb dance club in Tokyo, a fancy shingle cutter, a biker gang romance novel, and the Sequoia 9 movie theater in Kansas. For the segment we deep dive into Brach's turkey dinner candy corn on It Came From the Internet! It's that easy, folks.

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You don't want to solve for this Y, Junior. Not on a full stomach, anyway.

We have a lovely set of internet reviews this week, including (but not limited to) Fruit Pebble flavored Sparking Water from Liquid Death, fake mustaches' ability to absorb pacific northwestern goo, being a true human being in 'Wreck It Ralph', and a banana-based health supplement. We also do a deep dive into the late Ace Frehley's concert vibes on Momento Moreview. Do the math!

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Let them listen to podcasts!

This week we have internet reviews for chilling in the time tube with a travel neck pillow, Oz Park in Chicago's alleged rats, hemorrhaging money with the Silent Hill movie, going for a Superman aesthetic with a muscle-themed coffee mug, and supporting our locals at Scrims' Esports Center. For the segment, we hit a Review Redux with Dark Lord Mark. It's all very grand.

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