This week on the pod we are getting into things that are spooky, because what better time than the end of August to kick off #spookyseason? It may not be #Halloween yet, but we have a spooky scary episode of review everything with haunted houses, liminal spaces, ghosts that travel between dimensions, and body horror. So, pop on your headphones and cool off from the recent heatwaves with some chills.Buy tickets to Ashton's book event:https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN#SpookyStories, #LiminalSpaces, #Backrooms, #Paranormal, #GhostStories, #HorrorPodcast, #ComedyPodcast, #Nostalgia, #HauntedAttractions, #ScreamAtTheBeach, #HighSchoolStories, #BodyHorror, #ExistentialDread

We're back! It's been a few weeks, but we're jumping right back in with things that bring us calm. We've got medications that make us feel almost neurotypical, meditation, and Ashton's love affair with coffee. We are now back on our regularly scheduled recording cadence, so more to come soon.

Buy tickets to Ashton's book event: https://www.villagebooks.com/events/3328620250927

📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book: https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing

🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

This week, we're looking at "Things that monetized us." We dive into the complexities of managing a 40-person World of Warcraft raid, the insanity of the gaming industry layoffs, and how fruity drinks in fun containers have cost us too much money. This is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

In this episode, we talk about:🌶️ Spicy food challenges and gastrointestinal betrayal🔥 Fiery meals in Africa and at Courtside Thai🧻 Hemorrhoids💡 The Bloomin’ Onion as an energy source (yes, really)📚 Ashton’s book getting picked up by REAL bookstoresThis is Review Everything, the podcast where we put mother nature in its place by ranking everything on a 10-point scale. 👇 Explore the official ranking spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing📚 Pre-order Ashton’s book:https://linktr.ee/MacAshton🎧 Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

We’re back with a bonus episode where things get extra weird on the road.

This week:
🌀 Ashton's "wife" stops by and is a bit more puppety than expected

📻 We finalize our rankings for Enchanted Forest and Alice Isn't Dead
🎯 And we make a surprise stop at Shipwreck Beads, Washington's most mysterious bead surplus store.

Come for the puppets. Stay for the chaos.

👇 View our master ranking spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Z0VWjK6tfBt7Y9I9sA9DD915ri6spl_FeIbwz6VrUvI/edit?usp=sharing

📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book:
https://linktr.ee/MacAshton

🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks:
https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

This episode of Review Everything is all about "ThingsI found on road trips." We've got mysterious towns that have been on fire for fifty years, a small theme park on the side of the road in Oregon, and a lot more. If you like the show, subscribe and share us with your friends!

📝View the official ranking spreadsheet📚Pre-order Ashton’s new sci-fi comedy novel, One Night at Kedasi, out 9/23/25!

🎧Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5hAjVAo1WuGifxJm2uCPoN

This week on Review Everything the guys are diving into things that eat time. No, we're not talking about the langoliers, this is high level metaphorical stuff. Want to hear about Ashton's ADHD delusions about time traveling grannies trying to end his life or Conor's sleep habit of watching squeeze cave YouTube videos? Get listening already!---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify

This week, Conor and Ashton are exploring 'Things we found on the internet'. Find out why someone thought it was a good idea to go over Niagara Falls with an anvil attached to them. Learn the history of the internet's first time traveler, John Titor, and much more. ---📝 View the official ranking spreadsheet📚 Pre-order Ashton’s new book🎧 Listen to Ashton’s audiobooks on Spotify