The boys sit down with Beef McStunkman, who's in prison for bootlegging. They discuss the animosity between dwarves and elves, speed dating, and alcoholism.

The boys meet Norbit Pringlepot and discuss the merits of root vegetables, the occult, and where to bury your grandmother.

Rodentron and Giggles interview Gary the rat, who's in jail for controlling people with their hair. We learn about rat gangs, true love, and toilet gin.

Rodentron and Giggles interview Bingle, whose prison file has mysteriously been redacted. We discuss the importance of vitamin D and the pulley system and create our very own conspiracy board.

In this episode Rodentron and Giggles speak with Dale, a bug in prison for running an unlicensed circus. Dale is definitely not a therapist, but he gives the boys some good advice about following their hearts.

Giggles and Rodentron interview Norna Muckling, a goblin arrested for adultery. Turns out she really started a cult and hijinks ensued.

Rodentron and Giggles interview Voligi, an ancient vampire. They learn about his feeding habits, his life in prison, and the vampcel lifestyle.

In the first episode of the podcast, Rodentron Wigglestaff IV and Giggles meet each other and then interview Rauk (formerly Rauk-Thawl) the Ettin to see what makes him tick and what made him a criminal.