The boys go to Snorkillion Prison to interview Willa Stardust, a Fairy guilty of theft. They discuss writing letters, the differences between Merpersons and fish, and how horny Fairies are.

The boys sit down with Aloo the Kobald, arrested for Grand Larceny. They discuss fashion, blood oaths, and bigotry.

The boys interview someone from Giggles' past named Billin Womblenamble. They discuss being a Cleric, unrequited love, and how to destroy the economy.

The boys interview Velphi, a Tiefling child who set another child on fire. They discuss curing curses, taking down the aristocracy, and going viral.

The boys sit down with Quackers McQuack, a convicted vandal. They discuss curses, the English language, and swan school.

Rodentron and Wiggles interview Cinders Brimflint, a thimblekin who is jail for arson. They discuss falling in love, playing the hurdy-gurdy, and how blackberries give you the runs.

The boys interview Ragland, a sentient rag who has been arrested for bootlegging. They discuss video games, the gnome afterlife, and they name 5 things.

The boys sit down with Beef McStunkman, who's in prison for bootlegging. They discuss the animosity between dwarves and elves, speed dating, and alcoholism.