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Returning From Break Is a Trap | Teachers Lounge Podcast | Ep 52

Returning From Break Is a Trap | Teachers Lounge Podcast | Ep 52

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 Welcome back to The Teachers Lounge Live — the only podcast where exhausted teachers and comedians try to survive the week without rage-quitting, rage-eating, or rage-baiting middle schoolers. Matt and Chris break down the emotional rollercoaster of returning from Thanksgiving break, why teachers age like bananas, why sleep hits different after 30, and why Los Angeles is scientifically proven to remove 12 years from your life. They also talk about: • Middle school chaos • Admin who *actually* deserve a gold star • Why every teacher secretly doubles as a security guard, therapist, busboy, hostage negotiator, and sometimes… Shakespeare director • Whether teachers should date other teachers (the answer is unhinged but honest) • Their most viral Teacher Talks of the week • Why kids think glue is a beverage • Why 16 boys in every class want to reenact historical assassinations Make sure to drop your questions in the comments so we can read them *on-air* next episode — **as long as they’re school appropriate** (we say that phrase 900 times a day, so don’t make us say it again). --- You can skip chapters - but don't skip class: 00:00 – Intro & welcome back 00:08 – “We are LIVE!” + teacher intros 00:29 – Why being a teacher matters (…apparently) 00:49 – Teachers = stressed, viewers = stressed, everyone = stressed 01:11 – “This podcast is AA for teachers” 02:11 – Post-Thanksgiving chill… kind of 02:33 – The luxury of teaching 10–12 kids at once 02:52 – Shoutout to missing co-host Zo (tech week chaos) 03:13 – Fashion roast: Zo is always best dressed 03:30 – Matt’s squeaky retirement sneakers from Shoe Carnival 04:05 – Teacher mood cycle: Mon = good → Thu = furious → Fri = in love 04:44 – Why teachers need Olympian-level sleep 05:24 – “One McChicken can ruin your whole week after 30” 05:51 – Chris admits his ACTUAL age (47) 06:13 – Detention of the week: Our middle-school selves 07:12 – Why middle-school boys reenact every assassination 07:31 – Matt deserved detention for being “annoying, not mean” 08:15 – Small-town fame & childhood chaos 08:38 – Did young Matt do well academically? (…kinda) 09:31 – When high school flips a switch and you discover reading 10:29 – “Every book is a self-help book if you read it right” 12:08 – Russian literature teaches psychological self-defense 13:10 – Viewers join in — live chat shoutouts! 14:02 – Chris: “I was voted Most Talkative” 15:20 – Gold Star of the week: *Good admin* (yes they exist) 16:22 – Why admin gets blamed for everything 17:13 – Worst subbing experience of Matt’s life 18:12 – Best subbing experience: admin who actually helped 19:19 – What good admin *actually* looks like 20:14 – Checking in with the live chat 20:34 – Viewer Q: “Have you always been this stressed?” 22:08 – Why living in Los Angeles shaves years off your life 23:38 – How does anyone live to 100 in L.A.? 24:18 – Chris on managing stress like a Stoic philosopher 25:15 – Matt’s reality: “I’m a security guard trying to teach Shakespeare” 26:33 – Why drama class = pure chaos 27:17 – Rage-baiting: The new middle-school sport 27:57 – The Great Gum Debate 29:00 – Why adults who’ve never taught don’t get it 30:25 – Next viewer question: “Would you date another teacher?” 31:09 – Matt on proposing + dating comics 31:56 – Chris’s rule: “Not if they work at my school” 33:08 – Why breakups + same workplace = chaos 34:03 – Dating teachers at UTLA meetings (Chris’s new plan) 34:28 – Why teacher-teacher relationships *can* actually work 35:11 – Why dating in the same creative field is complicated 35:53 – Teaching couples vs comedy couples 36:12 – Dating someone outside the teacher bubble 38:26 – Highlighting this week’s top Teacher Talks 39:05 – Why Zo’s teacher talks are taking off 40:12 – Sketch comedy & stand-up clips coming soon 41:15 – Remember: they *are* actually funny 42:04 – The balance between honesty & humor 42:29 – Favorite Teacher Talks of the week 43:23 – Matt’s rant on educational jargon 44:05 – Chris’s “How many days till winter break?” talk 44:22 – Can you get work done the last week before break? 45:25 – Final sign-off & reminders --- #teacherpodcast #teacherhumor #comedians #middleschoolteachers #teacherlife #educationcomedy #teachertalks #classroomchaos #teachersupport #livepodcast #comedypodcast #teachertok #educatorlife --- If this episode made you laugh, cry, or briefly consider a career at Shoe Carnival, smash that LIKE button, drop your wildest classroom moment in the COMMENTS, and hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a meltdown. Share this with a stressed-out teacher friend — it might save a life. Or at least their sanity. ---
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