Hi friends!

Welcome back to another instalment of Tom and Zoë doing some reporting on all things celebrations! Strap in for out first guest/not guest @jesswildthing for her 1 line debut! We've also had pancakes on the brain and Zoë gets flowers from a man who isn't Tom. Importantly, we'll be introducing the "Shania Shower".

We've also got reports on:

• Partying in your 90s
• Housing complex gatherings with lethal advice
• Dogs at housewarming parties
• Star signs and celebrity status

There's also a quick check-in re: red, green and beige flags.

Report Back Insta - Drop us some love on Instagram, friends! <3

Huzzah! The much anticipated sequel to our episode on love (And loss) is here for your ears! In it, we will treat you to a dramatic reading of some love letters once sent to Z, compare the advice men and women are given when it comes to dealing with heartbreak, consider the benefits of the 'dead to me' approach and argue over wether or not we should be using BODMAS when it comes to calculating the time taken to get over a broken heart.

Credits:

Yagoda, M. (2018) How Long Does It Take to Get Over A Break Up

Men's Health How To Get Over a Break Up According To Science

We accidentally banged on for three hours so after some HECTIC editing, we've still had to cut this in two. Tom can't tell if a date is going well or if the other party is just too polite to leave. Zoë does a stock take of past relationships and somehow draws a distinction between boyfriends and relationships. Both reflect on the weird early 20s denial you do when you're stuck in a dead end situation-ship and ask the big questions like "at what point is their taste in decor a deal breaker?".

Bonus points if you can guess our attachment styles by the end of these two episodes.