Episodes

  • 40. Dripping Paint
    Dec 15 2025

    The Apprentice continues to read the empty canvas with dripping paint, and a faMiliar imAge begins to emerge.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-40/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mCkvc3C8iytpkrIf3TGK03VOfx2HkJB79ydNm7Ahcfw/edit?tab=t.0


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death
    • Scenes with nudity and references to sex
    • Descriptions of artwork depicting violent scenes, including dead animals
    • Violent death
    • Depictions of pain and panic
    • Repeated mentions of blood and bleeding
    • Scenes with heavy emotional distress
    • Depictions of extreme panic and fear


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    26 mins
  • 39. Empty Canvas
    Dec 8 2025

    The Apprentice and Sir find themselves in Another new place, but still find more queStions than answers.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-39/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIkPR0cIZ3jYk1Hwhof4V_rpkbyofSRSk8FfzErnDkw/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.88ooz7d9i2g8


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death
    • Depictions of emotional distress
    • Depictions of a character in psychological pain
    • Ominous sense of threat
    • Descriptions of blood and injury from glass


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    31 mins
  • Intermission: Apprentice Reads 'All the World's a Stage'
    Dec 1 2025

    Hi! I’m Eira, the voice of Sir and the Apprentice, and also the person who writes this show, sound designs it, and puts it out into the world. There’s no new episode of the show this week because I’ve been unwell and haven’t been able to finish it, so instead, you’ll be hearing this intermission, which features the Apprentice reading a Shakespeare monologue. I hope you enjoy it.


    All the world’s a stage,

    And all the men and women merely players;

    They have their exits and their entrances;

    And one man in his time plays many parts,

    His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,

    Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms;

    And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel

    And shining morning face, creeping like snail

    Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

    Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

    Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,

    Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,

    Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,

    Seeking the bubble reputation

    Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,

    In fair round belly with good capon lin’d,

    With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,

    Full of wise saws and modern instances;

    And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts

    Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,

    With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;

    His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide

    For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,

    Turning again toward childish treble, pipes

    And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,

    That ends this strange eventful history,

    Is second childishness and mere oblivion;

    Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.


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    2 mins
  • 38. Burnished Brass Key
    Nov 24 2025

    Sir and the Apprentice find in a half-familiar plaCe, and the Apprentice triEs to bargain for something, though he’s not sure what he’s asking for.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-38/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1THkSjJ84qdV4QTO9mjcCOmfLym57jhUYyxWEb5LvyCQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.88ooz7d9i2g8


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death
    • Depictions of emotional distress
    • Depictions of a character in psychological pain
    • Ominous sense of threat
    • Descriptions of blood and injury from glass


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    25 mins
  • 37. Half-Full Perfume Bottle
    Nov 17 2025

    Sir struggles when his experiences mirror those of his Apprentice, and he Wonders what it means if the power in his possessIon is so far beyond his understanding.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-37/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12rfkOQVbtBYmZASGpsKQ-nigETYkpaVgPgiUCQPyAkw/edit?usp=sharing


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death, including the death of a child
    • Descriptions of life in a war zone
    • Sound effects mimicking distant gunfire (quiet)
    • Depictions of mourning
    • Depictions of lasting trauma
    • Mention of potential people-trafficking (vague, non-specific)


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    34 mins
  • 36. Half-Empty Perfume Bottle
    Nov 10 2025

    Sir takes the reins aGain, but it’s not clear whether things are back to normal, or whether they have become someThing new.

    Transcript with content warnings:


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-36/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ohrTCN1d6TFV7w6pFVsx7dyYoUFMlpy-iKI4w4xanDs/edit?usp=sharing


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death
    • Amnesia
    • Mentions of severe sickness
    • Discussions of complex grieving processes
    • References to casual racism, specifically anti-black racism
    • Mentions of ableism typical of the 1930s-40s, with regard to autism
    • Discussions of war, specifically references to WW1 in both France and Uganda, and descriptions of life in occupied France during WW2
    • Descriptions of explosions, smoke and gunfire
    • Depictions of characters in pain and emotional distress
    • Deliberate psychological harm


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    29 mins
  • 35. Shard of Glass
    Nov 3 2025

    The Apprentice wanders in the dust, and spots somethIng familiar in the distaNce.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-35/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/138XTk5TvnC_1LzbmOv8sAw1T_78Jy5sbyOHTVj2D8eQ/edit?tab=t.0


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Amnesia
    • Surreality
    • Manipulation


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    22 mins
  • 34. Wooden Horse
    Oct 27 2025

    AnothEr remnant is found half-submergEd in sand.


    Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/remnants-transcripts/2-34/

    Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/137BjXvk2hrbpIOCKaIb64Bl4KHwy0sI8C9YEUhFwuUw/edit?usp=sharing


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    CONTENT WARNINGS:

    • Discussion of death
    • Description of corpses
    • Child labour
    • Gaslightlighting
    • Descriptions of sex
    • Violent death


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    29 mins