Episodes

  • Here’s To Saying Yes and No

    Here’s To Saying Yes and No
    Jan 8 2025
    It’s the New Year, and the girls are the same but worse. Jen is caring less and Al is changing her perspective. Jen was devastated to learn Toby Keith died in 2024. The girls are dating, Al gets the ick and Jen is ultra selective. Al’s birthday is NYE, so the girls recap their night. Jen binged Severance. Al shares her in and out list for 2025.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Always Be Changing

    Always Be Changing
    Dec 20 2024
    The girls have gone legit. Al recaps New York. Jen is watching Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey and has strong opinions about Sabrina Carpenter’s Christmas special. Brandi Granville’s face has seen better days. The girls talk RHOSLC and RHONY. Al wants to marry a gay man. There is a girl in the UK that plans to have sex with 1000 men in 24 hours in 2025.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • I Want To Go The Distance

    I Want To Go The Distance
    Dec 15 2024
    TWO EPISODES IN A ROW?! Due to some technical difficulties, the last 2 episodes were back logged….but better late than never? Al and her family had a family fun weekend. Jen got to see the one and only Kacey Musgraves perform in Dallas. Jen has fallen victim to the Wicked press tour, she’s ready to hold space. The girls chat about RHOBH and RHONY. And with Thanksgiving around the corner, the girls give thanks. Love you!

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    42 mins
  • Bad News Bears

    Bad News Bears
    Dec 14 2024
    Due to some technical difficulties, the last 2 episodes were back logged….but better late than never? The girls are back from Paris. Jen had taken ill, Al was made new. Museums, food, walking, what’s better? Al’s sidecar driver was a Disney prince. We ran over shit in a Land Rover, and we had an Uber wreck with a city bus, Al had escargot and smoked a pack of cigs. Très French experiences! Jen is forced to get a fake tree this year due to her cat, and it’s bare. The Wicked press tour is getting out of control. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and it’s mid at best. Listen at the end for our very first special guest!

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    58 mins
  • They Didn’t Give Me My Pants Back

    They Didn’t Give Me My Pants Back
    Nov 10 2024
    When you hear this….the girls will be in Paris. Byyyyyyyye! Al has anxiety. Jen tells a horrifying story about a Kentucky man. The girls talk about horrible ways to die. There are rats on Spirit planes. Jen has graduated from true crime and has moved on to aliens. Al tells a ghost story.

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Not No More

    Not No More
    Oct 24 2024
    Jen’s been baking and cooking up a storm and it’s making everyone fat and happy. Al flashed another friend and she tells the story about getting said friend fired from her job years ago. RIP Liam Payne. Al probably won’t try escargot in Paris. Jen’s cat is in heat. The girls talk about traumatic things boys have said to them.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Violence Is Not The Answer

    Violence Is Not The Answer
    Oct 4 2024
    Jen and Al will only date Europeans now. The girls see Beetlejuice and fall is finally coming. Jen plays would you rather and recaps another true crime doc. Al confesses she’s power slapped someone before. Is Lana Del Rey’s marriage real? There’s a planet killer coming towards earth.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • It Was So Fast, But It Felt Wrong

    It Was So Fast, But It Felt Wrong
    Sep 27 2024
    Al flashes Jen. The girls recap a party over the weekend. Is there an art to the perfect slick back? Travis Kelce has glown up. Allison is trying to sell her wedding dress, she’ll give you a good price. We’re in pumpkin season guys, it’s finally happening. Kiss kiss

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    1 hr