The Toxic Teacher and Executive Vice Don Nicky A.I. Dente return for another dishonorable installment of Camping the Extract, the only Arc Raiders podcast that admits we camp the extraction point because we’re too busy looting your corpse to fight the machines.

In this episode:

• The "Secure Weapon" Scam: We roast a PC Gamer article suggesting players should get "weapon insurance" for legendary guns. Spoiler: Nicky hates it because it ruins the economy, and Toxic hates it because he wants to steal your Jupiter cannon.

• Rat Tactics 101: Why "fighting the rats" (FTF) is a loser's mentality. Nicky explains the "Sicilian Evaporation Technique" (hiding in a bush for 45 minutes while your squad dies).

• The Shreveport Chronicles: Nicky recounts a disastrous trip to Louisiana involving a failed marriage to a blackjack dealer, a run-in with a local named Boudreaux (mistaken for Bigfoot), and a "tactical pants failure" caused by eating crawfish heads.

• Victor’s Whereabouts: We address rumors that Victor is currently disguised as a garden gnome in Bossier City running an illicit moonshine operation.

Whether you're a "Topside Sheriff" trying to play hero or a fellow Rat looking to profit from chaos, this episode is your guide to survival. Respect the extract, or get camped.

Nicky’s Body Count

EPISODE 4 STATS:

• 3 Cousin Calzone Deaths (Vaporized by mortar, turned to Swiss cheese by Jackal, meleed by grunt).

• 1 Tactical Marinara Pouch Failure (Shreveport Incident).

• 1 "Genuine Loot God" identified (Little Anthony).

• 0 Olives Secured (Still).

• 1 Fake Bigfoot Sighting (Identity: Boudreaux).

• 1 Failed Wedding (Bride: Brenda the Blackjack Dealer).

• 4 Stars for "Existential Dread with a Side of Marinara" genre.

• 100% Rat Approval Rating.

Nicky says: "Check it out. We got crawfish-induced dysentery fu, weapon insurance scam fu, and hiding in a dumpster while your family dies fu. Four stars. Respect the extract."