They say that April showers bring May flowers but tonight we’re bringing you something a little less attractive. This episode Brandon and Fat Tony bring the Rant Army a watch-a-long commentary for the red headed step-child of Leatherface known as Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

This month the Rant Army travel back to World War II Italy, where four fascist libertines round up nine adolescent boys and girls and subject them to 120 days of torture… or maybe it’s just April 1st.

The month of March brings to mind many things ranging from Leprechauns and St. Patrick’s Day festivities but to sports fans this month is special because of March Madness where Division 1 college teams duke it out for basketball supremacy... Here at the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast we love our heavy metal and in 2024 will continue our new tradition in the style of the famed NCAA single elimination tournament with a hard rockin’ twist! Tonight the Rant Army will album by album, song by song whittle down SLAYER’S stellar catalog to decide which head banging anthem will reign supreme and win HEAVY METAL MARCH MADNESS!

It’s that special time of year again where love is in the air and we invite all you out there in the Rant Army to spend Valentine’s Day with the man of your dreams… or in this case- nightmares! To celebrate the Rant Army are providing a running commentary track for the divisive return of Freddy Krueger to the silver screen in 2010’s Nightmare On Elm Street remake.

The Rant Army invite you to listen along as Brandon and Fat Tony watch the beloved rubber little monster movie sequel to end all little rubber monster movie sequels… or a Ghoulie will bite your asshole

Autumn leaves fall to the ground as the smell of oven roasted turkey wafts in the cool November air when suddenly a pilgrim decapitates unlucky youths… that’s right it’s turkey time again and in this LIVE episode of the Rants From the Black Lodge Podcast Brandon and Fat Tony were granted the awesome opportunity to carve up some conversation with the cast of Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving courtesy with the folks at Frankencon.

October 31st is here and for your sake we hope you’re not a nubile babysitter because Brandon and Fat Tony are headed to Haddonfield to track the exploits of the boogeyman with an in-depth retrospective of the 1978 John Carpenter classic, Halloween.

Tonight we celebrate the (2nd*) holiest of slasher holidays we’re gonna be praying at the alter of Jason Voorhees by watching the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. Specifically the Killer Cut because… why the fuck not!? So, Listen along as Brandon and Tony chat about all things Jason Voorhees, debate the best slasher remakes and rank the top 5 best breasts in the Friday the 13th series.