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Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast

Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast

By: Portland Vanity Soccer
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Summary

 Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die. For breaking soccer news… For insight that excels… For expert analytics… ...you better go somewhere else. But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying: “I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.” - Hugh Mann "Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state." -Stephanie “I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.” - definitely the real Merritt Paulson “¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?” - Diego “They're pretty nice, for assholes.” - Dane “They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?” - your grandma “I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.” - Tyler “Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!” -McG “I quit.” - Randy Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google PlayAll rights reserved
Episodes
  • Episode 122 (season 7 episode 5) - Show me that ____ Phil!

    Episode 122 (season 7 episode 5) - Show me that ____ Phil!
    Apr 30 2026
    What’s coming up in this episode? Recent Results and Accountability Shenanigans Upcoming Games/Predictions
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 121 (season 7 episode 3) - Gang Gang Shit

    Episode 121 (season 7 episode 3) - Gang Gang Shit
    Apr 17 2026
    What’s coming up in this episode? • Current state of Phil • Results • Shenanigans • World Cup • Upcoming Games/Predictions
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    1 hr
  • Episode 120 (season 7 episode 2) - Nobody poops in the stadium

    Episode 120 (season 7 episode 2) - Nobody poops in the stadium
    Mar 31 2026
    What’s coming up in this episode? Worst Best Podcast Ever We suck again How are we feeling? Celebrity Deaths
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    2 hrs and 36 mins
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