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Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast

Polishing Turds: A Bad Music Podcast

By: Nick & Cal
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We take the worst bands you remember and give them way more attention than they deserve. Equal parts comedy and storytelling, Polishing Turds will change the way you look at pop music. Behind every bad song there's a good story!

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  • #69. HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2025 Jingle Bell Slop: How AI is Coming for Christmas Music
    Dec 23 2025

    We're back for our 5th annual Polishing Turds Holiday special! This year we'll be covering the wacky and disturbing world of AI, perhaps the one instrument capable of making Christmas music even worse. We'll take you on a cringe-tastic sleigh ride through vast snowfields of slop; from carols of reindeer sacrifice to fake vulgar Motown hits through - and I swear to god this real - a veritable library of AI Eminem singing gospel music. Don't say you weren't warned....


    Select sources for this episode:


    Janelle Shane's early forays into AI Christmas Carols: https://www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-carol-19-12-24/

    https://www.404media.co/ai-generated-christmas-music/

    Mic the Snare video on spotting AI in music: https://youtu.be/hld8CNQdjQs?si=pVRQTldRYzRQD9MH

    https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/are-you-listening-bots-survey-shows-ai-music-is-virtually-undetectable-2025-11-12/

    THE WEIRDEST GODDAMN YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT EXISTS: https://www.youtube.com/@MusicBarronTrump

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • #68. BABYMETAL Part IV: The Price We Pay
    Oct 27 2025

    In the conclusion of our series, we bring the Babymetal story up to date. Like it our not, these kawaii heroines are here to stay, having upset the Metal Establishment and fostered a fanatically loyal fanbase that follows them through every puzzling career move. But are they in fact "the future of metal"? And if so is that a good or bad thing for the genre as a whole?

    Other topics of discussion include some bizarre Babymetal collabs, kawaii metal imitators and the mysterious departure of founding member Yui-metal.


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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • #67. BABYMETAL Part III: "I'll Marry You, Dad!"
    Sep 29 2025

    Fox Gods, crucifixions, and magic corsets oh my!

    We continue the story of Babymetal by exploring the wild and confusing "lore" surrounding this group. We also examine the lyrical content of their early songs, cover the initial reactions they received from the Western music scene, and tackle the sticky question of whether or not Babymetal truly is "metal".


    [Sorry, again, about the unusual amount of random noises in this one. At least there are no babies or dogs this time!]

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    1 hr and 33 mins
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