I'd love to write something clever here in regards to the film "Birdemic: Shock and Terror," which is being covered on this episode of the Pod of Dreams. Instead I want to reveal that I have just gotten selected as the top Victoria's Secret model. I plan on retaining my realtor's license as a fall-back, though I might drop both if the right man comes along and the world crumbles due to aggressive birds that explode and poop acid. If you need me, I'll be hanging out, hanging out, hanging out with my family. Thank you. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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Pod of Dreams was a Podcast. And as it turns out, it was the worst kind, a movie podcast. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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"So the Ambulance is like, zooming through L.A. man, and like every God-Damn cop in the city is chasing them. Crashing, shooting, ramming, only they got a cop in there whose basically on life support, so the cops can't just completely run him off the road, cus they want to keep the cop alive. But they set-up traps and shit for the bad guys, who aren't like, real bad guys, but kinda bad guys. Only the kinda bad guys are going to set-up an even crazier trap with real bad dudes on the cops, and like ram! Smoosh! Boom! The cops go bye-bye." "Anyway, yeah, the do get enough money to give the lady money for her bullshit operation or whatever, so everything works out in the end. Who the fuck says no?" Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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More Like "I Love You Beth Pooper." Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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Don't got buns? Than my anaconda don't want none, hun. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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Just be careful who you dust pictures around. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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How many Oscar winners does it take to make a comedy/melodrama about little people? Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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You want to listen to another movie podcast? Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/46c3C827AUwbjV5oEsrhon?si=c191cad0e73d40ee

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