This week on Pillow Fort, Roo’s house smells suspiciously like pee (again), and she’s spiraling. Meanwhile, Aimee’s social media algorithms won’t stop diagnosing her with Avoidant Attachment Disorder. It’s fine. Everything is fine.

Roo and Aimee dive into the chaos of being just a little too online—from algorithm-induced therapy fatigue to the case for simply touching grass. Roo suggests less self-awareness, more outside time. Aimee misses reading books and walking places without checking five apps first.

Also: why do some friends insist on turning every vacation into a boot camp? Roo goes off about "Itinerary Friends"—the ones who plan hikes, swims, and 7 a.m. excursions when all you want is a cocktail and a nap. She loves and appreciates them, but really doesn’t want to have to do work and relax at the same time. Aimee’s solution? Get older. Old friends like to just sit, eat, and drink on vacation for the most part.

Tune in for a little therapy shade, algorithm anxiety, and your favorite kind of hot takes: the cozy honest ones.

Episode 30 is sick and boozy in all the right ways. Roo opens with the story of her two cats turning on her poor dog in a feline coup, while Aimee recounts her personal hell week: sick, on her period, off Adderall, off caffeine, and fully in need of being babied. She warned her family she wasn’t going to be great, but did they baby her? Of course not. Men never do. Roo’s advice? Suck it up, complain louder, and maybe throw a fit every six months (Aimee says quarterly is more fair). Women deserve to lose it more than every once in a while.

From there, things get spicier. Aimee confesses to snapping the thongs on Victoria’s Secret mannequins (much to her teenager’s horror), only for Roo to call her out as no better than a man. That leads to a truly cursed tale of a massage school student who snapped Aimee’s thong mid-session—solidifying that massage parlors are almost always up to something.

Finally, Roo brings us to safer ground: Happy Hour. Should it really be only an hour? She thinks not. They discuss their favorite happy hours: Antigua’s infamous 3-for-1s that left Aimee wasted by 6 p.m., and Roo’s beloved $14 pizza-and-a-bottle-of-wine deal. Also, late night happy hour with food deserves its own movement. Shout out to Santiago’s in Orlando,

It’s complaints, cocktails, and losing it, Pillow Fort style. Listen… or they’ll snap your thong too!

Season 3 is in full flight, and the fort is already buzzing with hot takes (and lukewarm airplane coffee). Roo and Aimee kick things off with travel talk, should you really order tea or coffee mid-flight? Journalists have done the investigative heavy lifting, but Roo insists she’d still risk a drink cart brew. Meanwhile, Aimee spills an industry secret: sometimes that “caffeinated” coffee is actually 100% decaf.

The duo also reveal their most hated U.S. airports, no terminal is safe. In between travel gripes, Roo gives us a quick Ordu language lesson and shares stories from a Daytona standup show where she opened the night (and the challenges of going first). Aimee admits she sometimes likes opening sets because there’s less pressure. Together, they dive into the highs and headaches of running standup comedy rooms, from hosting to booking.

And yes, Floridian dickies make an appearance. It’s a mix of comedy, chaos, and caffeine conspiracies.