Episodes

  • Episode 9 - Phobias, Family Charts & Themes of the Year

    Episode 9 - Phobias, Family Charts & Themes of the Year
    Nov 26 2025
    In this episode, Veda opens with a deceptively simple question: How do phobias manifest in a birth chart? From there, we tumble into the cosmic genetics of family charts, why relatives often share strikingly similar placements, sometimes across multiple generations. Lily gives a quick crash course on what an ephemeris actually is and how astrologers use it, and then we dig into the big one: how to figure out the major theme of your next year (or any longer stretch of time) using astrology. And, naturally, we end with Veda calling Lily out for reading their recommended book at glacial speed… and Lily attempting to defend herself.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 8 - A Deep Dive into Business Charts

    Episode 8 - A Deep Dive into Business Charts
    Nov 12 2025
    In this episode, we turn the astrological lens on ourselves. Or rather, on our podcast’s TikTok account. Yep, even social media has a birth chart! We break down how to read charts for businesses and projects, using our own as a living example. From branding energy to viral potential, we explore what the stars say about online presence, creative direction, and a little bit of internet chaos.
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Episode 7 - A Deep Dive Into The MFC`s Birth Chart

    Episode 7 - A Deep Dive Into The MFC`s Birth Chart
    Oct 29 2025
    In this episode, we dive deep into the astrological birth chart of a fictional character from Veda’s novel, blending the art of astrology with the craft of storytelling. We explore how planetary placements, family history, and ancestral trauma shape both narrative and personality, revealing the uncanny ways fiction mirrors the stars. As we walk through the chart, we reflect on the tension between logic and intuition, science and magic, and how trauma and healing are written in both life and fiction. This isn’t just a reading, it’s a journey into the heart of character creation, the power of matriarchal lines, and the mysteries of fate.
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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Episode 6 - Language study, chronic illness & toxic people

    Episode 6 - Language study, chronic illness & toxic people
    Oct 15 2025
    This episode starts with a very Veda question: why are they obsessed with learning new languages, but terrible at sticking to them? We dig into how language learning styles show up astrologically, and what their chart says about motivation, memory, and chaos. Then we shift into astro-health mode: how can you track transits to understand flare-ups and fluctuations in chronic illness? Finally, we compare the charts of a toxic person and a healed one, exploring how some placements can manifest as disaster or growth depending on one’s level of self-awareness. Somewhat educational, slightly unhinged, as always.
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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Episode 5 - With Special Guest Alyssa, the Musical Medium

    Episode 5 - With Special Guest Alyssa, the Musical Medium
    Oct 1 2025
    This week we’re joined by our friend Alyssa, aka the Musical Medium, who brings the kind of questions only she could ask. Why do men get obsessed with her so fast? Can you spot a serial killer in a birth chart (and should you even try)? We also dig into how ADHD can show up astrologically, before turning to the big relational question: how do you know if you’ll actually get along with someone? Expect laughter, side-eye, and a healthy dose of cosmic chaos.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 4 - A Deep Dive into the Muses

    Episode 4 - A Deep Dive into the Muses
    Sep 17 2025
    In this episode, we call on the Muses — literally. Each of the nine Greek Muses has an asteroid, and we dive deep into their myth, their magic, and where they show up in Veda’s chart. Then we turn the spotlight on our friendship, tracing how the Muses weave through our synastry and what that says about inspiration, creativity, and cosmic partnership. Mythology meets astrology, with plenty of queer chaos in between.
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Episode 3 - House systems, Clickbait & Asexuality

    Episode 3 - House systems, Clickbait & Asexuality
    Sep 3 2025
    This week, we tackle the great cosmic real estate debate: house systems. Why do we use Placidus, and what does it even mean for your chart? Then we wander into the chaotic universe of astrology on social media. Spoiler: a lot of it is clickbait with only a sprinkle of real stardust. Finally, we ask the eternal question: is Veda asexual, or just perpetually tired?
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Episode 2 - Music & Trauma, Edward Cullen`s birth chart, and personal style

    Episode 2 - Music & Trauma, Edward Cullen`s birth chart, and personal style
    Aug 20 2025
    In this episode, we spiral through cosmic playlists and personal wounds, asking what astrology has to say music and trauma. We detour into Edward Cullen`s birth chart (as you do), and then explore how personal style shows up in a chart. Gay, nerdy, a little unhinged: exactly what you came here for.
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    1 hr and 11 mins