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Optimus Prime is a dick!

Optimus Prime is a dick!

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In this week’s Middle of Culture, we dive deep into our usual blend of media obsession and existential humor — from the strange delights of villainess light novels and the chaos of gacha games to Tron Ares, which Eden declares “not a good movie… but maybe the best Tron movie.” Peter shares his thoughts on new music from Conjurer and Author & Punisher, reviews Wind and Truth with mixed feelings, and outlines a possible new nonfiction project exploring the moral dehumanization of healthcare. We close by revisiting the bizarre early UK Transformers comics — where Optimus is kind of a jerk, Starscream becomes the original “catty traitor,” and Brawn looks like he escaped a Dollar Tree toy aisle.


Episode Notes:

Opening Banter:

  • Eden introduces themselves as “so eeppy,” prompting Peter to admit defeat against internet slang.
  • The two reflect on “functional depression,” aging, and surviving the current “hellscape.

Eden’s Media Fixation:

  • Revisits I’m in Love with the Villainess and praises it as one of the best isekai series ever.
  • Explains Prison Life is Easy for a Villainess, a meta comedy about a villainess treating dungeon time as a spa retreat.
  • Attends a PowerPoint Party and presents “Villainess as Protagonist: A Meta-Analysis of Current Media Trends.”

Gacha Game Roundup:

  • Stella Sora: “What if Hades was slower and shittier?” Deleted after 45 minutes.
  • Chaos Zero Nightmare: Required two launchers — instant nope.
  • Duet Night Abyss: Promising Warframe-style action without predatory gacha.

Tron Ares Review:

  • Eden: “Not a good movie… but maybe the best Tron movie.”
  • Praises its Nine Inch Nails soundtrack and stunning action; mocks Jared Leto’s acting.
  • Peter admits he’d watch all three Tron films once they’re streaming.

Peter’s Media Corner:

  • Music: Revisits Testament’s Parabellum, discovers Author & Punisher, and praises Conjurer’s Unself.
  • Reading: Finishes Wind and Truth, critiques Sanderson’s editing, starts Murder Your Employer by Rupert Holmes, and begins Work Won’t Love You Back by Sarah Jaffe.
  • Discusses a new nonfiction concept: “Connecting to Purpose: The Moral Dehumanization of Healthcare in America.”

Ideological Detour:

  • Eden: “If you’re not the owner, you’re being exploited.”
  • Peter admits he’s “becoming radicalized.”

Transformers (UK Comics):

  • Recap of the lost “Man of Iron” episode and this week’s The Enemy Within.
  • Discovery: This is possibly where “catty, traitorous Starscream” was born.
  • Braun’s design roasted as “the Dollar Tree Transformer.”
  • Optimus Prime called “a dick” for sending Brawn and Starscream into gladiator combat.
  • Praise for Ravage and nostalgia for our childhood toys.

Closing:

  • Eden confesses to spending $100 on the new Missing Link R.C. figure — “worth every penny.”
  • Episode ends with a reminder to subscribe, share, and leave a review.
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