Episodes

  • 🎙️Episode 7: Curtain Up, Curtain Down: Cinema’s Greatest Openings & Endings
    Sep 28 2025

    Every great film needs to grab you from the very first frame — and leave you haunted by the last. 🎬 In this episode of Opinyarns, we break down the most unforgettable openings and endings in movie history. From sunrises on Pride Rock to prison breaks in the rain, and from epic battles to haunting fade-outs, we explore the cinematic bookends that shaped generations of film lovers.

    Along the way, we debate which beginnings hooked us hardest, which finales stuck the landing, and even throw in a few hot takes about overrated “iconic” moments.

    So take your seat, the lights are dimming — it’s time for the opening credits… and the perfect final shot. 🍿🎥

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 🎙️Episode 6: IMDb’s Top 100 Films - Legends Ranked
    Sep 19 2025

    Lights, camera, action! 🎬 In this episode of Opinyarns, we dive headfirst into IMDb’s legendary Top 100 Films list. From timeless classics to modern masterpieces, we debate which films truly deserve their spot, which ones might be overrated, and the moments that shaped cinema forever.

    Along the way, we share hot takes, rank our personal favorites, and of course… throw in some laughs and wild opinions. Whether you’re a film buff or a casual movie night fan, this episode has something for you.

    So grab your popcorn, roll the reel, and join us as we tackle the greatest movies of all time. 🍿🎥

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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • 🎙️Episode 5: Batman Unmasked: The Ultimate Film Ranking
    Sep 6 2025

    In this episode of Opinyarns, we journey through the live-action Batman films, starting with Tim Burton’s gothic vision and leading all the way to Matt Reeves’ haunting detective tale. We rank the best films, debate who truly defined Batman and Bruce Wayne, and crown the ultimate Dark Knight.

    Batman isn’t just a hero — he’s a cultural icon, a mythic figure who has shaped cinema and defined generations. Few characters carry the same weight, darkness, and epic legacy as Gotham’s guardian.

    To wrap things up, we lighten the mood with a round of Would You Rather, putting each other in some hilariously tricky spots. From shadows to laughs, this one has it all — so grab your grappling hooks and join us in Gotham. 🦇

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 🎙️ Episode 4: Top 10 TV Shows (According to Us, So It’s Correct)
    Aug 30 2025

    From binge-worthy classics to guilty pleasures, we’re tackling the impossible: ranking our Top 10 TV Shows of all time.

    In this episode, Kasey, Bryn, and Keith break down the series that shaped us, shocked us, and sometimes made us wonder why we stayed up until 3 a.m. watching “just one more.”

    Expect:

    • Unnecessary slander of shows you probably love

    • Keith forgetting how numbers work in a Top 10

    • Tangents bigger than any season finale cliffhanger.


    Is this the definitive Top 10 list? Absolutely not. Will we argue like it is? You bet.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 🎙️ Episode 3: Webbing Up the Debate – Who’s the Best Spider-Man?
    Aug 24 2025

    This week on Opinyarns, Kasey, Bryn, and Keith swing headfirst into every live-action version of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. From Tobey’s iconic origin story, to Andrew’s charming comebacks, to Tom’s MCU chaos — we’re ranking, roasting, and debating who truly wore the mask best.


    Expect:

    • 🕷️ Three Spider-Men. One Mask. Endless Debate

    • 🎬 Way too much passion

    • 🧶 Yarns spun tighter than a Spidey swing


      So grab your web-shooters and join us as we untangle the cinematic web of Spider-Man.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • 🎙️ Episode 2: The Marvel Infinity Saga - A Decade of Snap Judgments
    Aug 17 2025

    Grab your gauntlets, because this week the Opinyarns crew snaps their way through the Marvel Infinity Saga — from the highs of Infinity War to the “wait, why is Thor playing Fortnite?” moments of Endgame.

    Kasey, Bryn, and Keith dive head-first into:

    • Tangents so chaotic even Doctor Strange couldn’t see them coming.

    • Expect plenty of hot takes, unnecessary rewrites, and maybe even a defense of Age of Ultron (we know, shocking).

      This is the Marvel marathon you didn’t know you needed — minus the 23 movies, plus a lot more swearing.

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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • 🎙️ Episode 1: Our Top 10 Films, Happy Gilmore 2 Review & Movie Game Chaos
    Aug 13 2025

    This week on Opinyarns, Kasey, Bryn & Keith count down our Top 10 films of all time — with some shocking choices that even surprised us. We also review Happy Gilmore 2 (yes, it’s a real thing) and finish with a movie-themed game that quickly spirals into chaos.

    From all-time greats to questionable Adam Sandler sequels, nothing is safe from our hot takes.

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    1 hr and 2 mins