Episodes

  • Jack Funny Gets Drunk & Speed Dates GRANDMAS

    Jack Funny Gets Drunk & Speed Dates GRANDMAS
    Apr 21 2026
    Jack Funny pulls back up to Open Thoughts and he and Marco get straight to it. Theyre taking shots, clowning each other, and arguing about everything from church to Jack going to college just to work retail. Then Marco takes a hard left turn and brings out not one but two elderly women for Jack to speed date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Jade Cargill Calls WWE Wrestlemania Opponent a LOSER & Marco Wants Her to Wrestle Oprah

    Jade Cargill Calls WWE Wrestlemania Opponent a LOSER & Marco Wants Her to Wrestle Oprah
    Apr 14 2026
    Jade Cargill brings her WWE Women's Championship to Open Thoughts and calls out her Wrestlemania opponent Rhea Ripley. She also gets real about what goes into being a WWE Superstar and how she worked her way to the top - from the grind of travel and training, time away from her family, and how her mother did NOT want her be a wrestler. After Jade and Marco bond over Marco's love of wrestling, he tries to score free Wrestlemania tickets and tries to score with Jade and she quickly makes him tap out. Then he comes up with some interesting opponents for her next match. Will she accept the challenge? #funny #funnymarco #jadecargillwwe #wwe #wrestlemania #podcast This video is brought to you by PrizePicks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/FUNNYMARCO Thank you all for the love & support you've been showing. We are on the road to 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS ! PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS SO YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING Thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed every second of this video! Who would you like to see me interview next ? Comment Below Follow Me On All Socials: - INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/funnymarco/?hl=en - FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/funnymarco1 - TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@realfunnymarco?lang=en - TWITTER: https://twitter.com/funny_marco?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Ilona Maher Teaches Marco to Curse, Becomes His Uber Driver From Hell & Roasts Her Worst First Date

    Ilona Maher Teaches Marco to Curse, Becomes His Uber Driver From Hell & Roasts Her Worst First Date
    Apr 7 2026
    Olympic medalist Ilona Maher pulls up to Open Thoughts and steps all the way into Funny Marco’s world. Marco and Ilona talk hoops, rugby, dating apps and terrible first dates, including a guy who shows up late and starts watching an NBA game at the table, while she proudly leans into her “that bitch” energy. They act out a chaotic Uber driver scene with Ilona behind the wheel and run up a “bitch counter” as she teaches Marco how to curse, then debate what she’s really looking for when she dates next. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Marco BEGS Coco Jones for an Invite to her Wedding with Donovan Mitchell

    Marco BEGS Coco Jones for an Invite to her Wedding with Donovan Mitchell
    Mar 31 2026
    Coco Jones sits down with Funny Marco on Open Thoughts and she gets right to it. Coco calls out Marco for lying about being cool with Jay-Z, questions his baby mama drama, and she and Marco end up talking Sprite deals and starting a toilet paper company. Marco talks business, fields a wild call from his baby mother, and still somehow asks if he can come to her wedding. Coco lets him know exactly why that’s not happening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂

    Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂
    Mar 24 2026
    Wale sits down with Funny Marco on Open Thoughts and things quickly turn upside down. Wale and Marco dive into Marco’s past and his reputation for stealing, while Marco makes a surprising confession about making his first child to one of Wale’s biggest songs. Marco also tries to be Wale’s new best friend, asking to borrow his clothes and hang out after the podcast. We’ll let you know if Wale picks up that call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins
  • Durand Bernarr: Grammy Wins, Rihanna DMs & Becoming Marco’s Speech Coach

    Durand Bernarr: Grammy Wins, Rihanna DMs & Becoming Marco’s Speech Coach
    Mar 17 2026
    Durand Bernarr sits down with FunnyMarco to open up about everything in his life, from his recent Grammy win, to getting robbed in Cleveland while he was coming up, and even tries to teach Marco how to speak properly (it doesn’t work). Durand and Marco act out scenes, impersonate some of their favorite movie characters, and more in this episode of Open Thoughts that honestly deserves a Grammy, an Emmy, or whatever they give podcast episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Marco Snitches on Lola Brooke Robbing Walmart

    Marco Snitches on Lola Brooke Robbing Walmart
    Mar 10 2026
    Lola Brooke brings her Brooklyn energy to Open Thoughts and sits down with Funny Marco. Lola & Marco Prank call Ihop, Walmart, and whoever else picks up. Lola matches Marco’s vibes and acts out a movie scene with him. Later, Marco brings out a magician, and Lola and he hilariously try to figure out if he’s a scam as things quickly get out of hand in this latest episode of Open Thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • Marsai Martin Says Marco Is PERFECT to Play a Crackhead

    Marsai Martin Says Marco Is PERFECT to Play a Crackhead
    Mar 3 2026
    Marsai Martin, the youngest executive producer in Hollywood history, stops by Open Thoughts to talk to Marco about her success in the film industry. Things turn quickly when Marsai tries to teach Marco how to read and speak (it doesn’t work) and roasts him for his acting range before offering him the wildest role in her next project. The vibes continue when Marco brings out a magician to impress Marsai and keep the energy going in true Open Thoughts fashion. #Funnymarco #marsaimartin #podcast #funny #comedian Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    42 mins