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Onion bagels, a Chateau, and death by spork: Christmas with Maureen

Onion bagels, a Chateau, and death by spork: Christmas with Maureen

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In this unforgettable episode of Forever Wild, Meagan and Nora dive into the surreal, hilarious, and heartbreaking days surrounding their mother Maureen’s near-feature on America’s Most Wanted, her mysterious arrests, and the chaotic aftermath that spanned Hilton Head, upstate New York, and a chateau in the English countryside.

Nora recalls working underage at a piano bar, being approached by law enforcement about her mom, and fleeing Hilton Head with Katie.

Meanwhile, Maureen and Morgain vanish to Europe—with a trail of theft, fake IDs, and outrageous spending behind them. Nora shares the story of flying to England with onion bagels in tow, only to end up in a foster home after Maureen is arrested once again. The episode climaxes with a suicide call over a missing Christmas present and the swallowing of a spork—an event so absurd it’s almost funny… eventually.

With laughter, grief, and sisterly honesty, this episode explores what it means to survive a childhood full of instability, emotional manipulation, and a mother who somehow always managed to walk away from consequenses.

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