Episodes

  • We RANKED your country 🌍 Officially Unofficially #9
    Nov 19 2025

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    We've been around the world and sampled the finest of meals from various countries. In Officially Unofficially #9 we discuss which nation is the BEST of the BEST when it comes to piping hot foodstuff.

    We also discuss bad Christmas presents, snot, and why Cole is no longer allowed in Liverpool (to be fair he's running out of places he *can* go).

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • We Cloned Tom Brady's Dog 🐶 Officially Unofficially #8
    Nov 12 2025

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    Tom Brady's only gone and got his dog cloned - and you'll never guess who he paid to hold the test tubed.

    It's Officially Unofficially #8! Where we also talk synesthesia, raising your own grandma and just what the deal is with airplane screens.

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    57 mins
  • We scared 6-7 children 🎃 Officially Unofficially #7
    Nov 5 2025

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    We're down with the kids as ever in Officially Unofficially #7 (SIIIX SEVEEEN)!

    As well as spooky Halloween fun, we discuss words of the year, fishing, and the ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ North American regional of baseball.

    Drop a comment, we genuinely read them and discuss them this episode in fact!

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    53 mins
  • We scored for England!! ⚽ Officially Unofficially #6
    Oct 29 2025

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    In Officially Unofficially #6 we discuss representing the three lions in (whisper it) a Rocket League event!

    We also talk working in pubs, terrible gigs and why our favourite ever England song talks about someone called "Old Nobby"???

    Make sure you drop a 5 * rating if you enjoyed <3

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • We Annoyed PETA 🦔 Officially Unofficially #5
    Oct 22 2025

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    Welcome to a PETA-disapproved episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss hedgehog golf, probably.

    We also chat underage drinking, the Inbetweeners, and why our hastily-scrawled one liners are better than the song Hallelujah.

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    Sponsor: don't have one lol

    Patreon: don't have one lol

    Gaming channel: we do have one lol it's here https://www.youtube.com/user/SubParButInHD

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    51 mins
  • We became AI footballers 🤖 Officially Unofficially #4
    Oct 15 2025

    Welcome to a AI-generated (not really please don't censor us) episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss artificial intelligence, probably.

    We also chat bodily functions, fashion (not that Cole knows the meaning of the word), and blobfish.

    We check all comments so post one if you enjoyed!

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    52 mins
  • We visited the UK's MOST HAUNTED house 👻 Officially Unofficially #3
    Oct 8 2025

    Welcome to a special spooooooky episode of Officially Unofficially, where at some point we discuss ghosts, probably.

    We also chat Ipswich Town, Subbuteo (you heard of it?), and whether it's better to know how magic tricks work.

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    56 mins
  • We beat a PRO at Pickleball! 🥒 Officially Unofficially #2
    Oct 1 2025

    Cole & Stumpy are actually sticking to a weekly schedule! This week we discuss conker fights, life post-rapture & why Roger Federer would lose to Stumpy in a game of pickleball.

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    56 mins