Hi Matt......................

First of all, fuck you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us. We have never made a mistake and our faces are distinctly un-punchable.

Cameos include kind of a lot of things:

• the positive correlation between those who don't like horror and those who haven't done inner work #cognitivebehavioraltherapy #ifyoudon'tlikehorrormoviesyoudon'tseeme
• throwing shade at an unnamed ex #matt #hisnameismatt 
• the real scary thing about scary movies in a theater being getting shot #america #usa #patriotism
• traumabonding through horror movies <3 
• getting caught behind slow walkers in a hot corn maze in california #iwillhackyourachillestendonwithamachete #trywalkingnowbitch
• getting deep into haunted house fantasies #single #touchstarved #bicep 
• gossipping being a valid, challenging storytelling exercise
• us boycotting going into the basement in the horror movie
• us being WHET for Haunting of Hill House 
• us being FUCKING DRY for Midnight Mass 
• a deep analysis of punchable faces #facepunchability #punchableoffense 

Anyway...

Matt.........watch your back because I will find you and kill you. You do have a punchable face. Like so bad.

Love,
Bad Planning <3 
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