Episodes

  • Episode 6. Mother's Day Special Part 2: Leonarda Cianciulli
    May 8 2025

    In Part 2 of our Mother’s Day Special, Larkin tells Kate the story of not-so-good mom Leonarda Cianciulli, the Soap Maker of Correggio.

    We don’t want to call her a “bad” mom, because she was doing everything she could to protect her child. But the methods she used move her out of “good mom” territory pretty fast.

    Leonarda had been told by a fortune teller that she would outlive all of her children. So when she found out her oldest son was planning to enlist in WWII, she went to extremes to keep him safe. Transferring her cooking and soap-making skills into witchcraft, she set about casting a spell of protection for her precious boy. But to save a life she had to sacrifice a life. Or- as it turned out- three.

    This is a great episode to put on while you’re in the bath, but we don’t recommend snacking on tea cakes (or anything else) while you listen.

    If you want a deeper dive into the Cianciulli case, the fantastic true crime podcast RedHanded did a two-parter on it (episodes 186 and 187). You can find it on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.

    TW: Graphic Violence, Sexual Assault, Suicide

    References:

    https://mail.murderpedia.org/female.C/c/cianciulli-leonarda.htm

    https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27257822

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    50 mins
  • Episode 5. Mother's Day Special Part 1: Sojourner Truth
    May 7 2025

    In honor of Mother’s Day, we decided to do our first two-part episode! Kate and Larkin will be doing a story swap, with Kate covering a good mom from history and Larkin covering a… not-so-good mom. Even though it’s not a traditional Now It’s Ruined, both episodes are deeply dark and depressing, so don’t worry: Mother’s Day will still be ruined.

    In our first episode, Kate shares the incredible story of Sojourner Truth and her fight to free her son from slavery. Truth is famous for her participation in the abolitionist and women’s suffrage movements. But long before she was hanging out with the likes of Frederick Douglass and Susan B. Anthony, she bravely walked into a courthouse and asked a grand jury to help her get her son back from an illegal sale to Alabama. The case made legal history, which is why Kate (who’s technically still a lawyer) was so enthusiastic to nerd out about it.

    Despite being our good mom story, it is still a rough one. We recommend having tissues nearby.

    Look out for part two tomorrow, when we'll take our first foray into the world of true crime as Larkin tells us about Leonarda Cianciulli, the Soap Maker of Coreggio.

    TW: Violence against children

    https://www.womenshistory.org/education-resources/biographies/sojourner-truth

    https://www.google.com/books/edition/Narrative_of_Sojourner_Truth/i3HhAAAAMAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PR6&printsec=frontcover

    https://www.thesojournertruthproject.com/the-readings

    https://www.npr.org/2020/02/27/809723362/in-the-1700s-an-enslaved-massachusetts-woman-sued-for-her-freedom-and-won

    https://freedomcenter.org/voice/henrietta-wood/

    https://rep.club/products/sojourner-truth-a-life-a-symbol?srsltid=AfmBOopEbv9dOdn6x7N2QY5M_x-G0-FGrcfA2zpRz4taWbymmp3hcJlG

    https://apnews.com/article/new-york-education-slavery-kingston-government-and-politics-3b0d38ed6e556d77ba074f58dfb3c131

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    48 mins
  • Episode 4. Gin and Tonics
    Apr 23 2025

    Malaria has plagued humans for centuries. It was written about by the ancient Mesopotamians, Greeks, Romans, Hindus, and Chinese. The cure was waiting quietly in the bark of a tree in South America- A place malaria never touched until European colonizers brought it there.

    What does this have to do with gin and tonics, you ask? Give a listen to find out.

    References

    https://www.britannica.com/plant/juniper

    https://www.craftginclub.co.uk/ginnedmagazine/what-is-gin-made-from-and-how-is-it-made

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9714995/

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK555962/

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK215638/

    https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-hccc-worldcivilization/chapter/the-indo-aryan-migration-and-the-vedic-period/#:~:text=The%20Vedic%20Period%20refers%20to,with%20them%20specific%20religious%20traditions.

    https://www.mayoclinicproceedings.org/article/S0025-6196(12)65320-8/fulltext

    https://www.britannica.com/plant/Cinchona

    https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20200527-the-tree-that-changed-the-world-map

    https://daily.jstor.org/cinchona-a-legacy-of-extraction-and-extirpation/

    https://www.britannica.com/topic/East-India-Company

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    43 mins
  • Episode 3. Chainsaws
    Apr 9 2025
    In our gnarliest episode yet, Kate teaches Larkin the unfortunate history of the chainsaw. You’ll learn about human evolution, the religious makeup of Ireland, and a fly-by-night surgical procedure performed by a professional cow castrator. Hold on to your people parts, because this one gets graphic. TW: Medical trauma, childbirth trauma, abortion traumaHelpful links:How to connect Patreon to other podcasting apps: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005429546-Which-podcast-apps-will-my-custom-audio-RSS-link-work-withRead the full account of the first recorded C-Section in the United States here.References (Current as of 4/9/2025):https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/fun-fact-unfortunately-chainsaws-were-invented-for-childbirthhttps://www.iflscience.com/we-regret-to-inform-you-that-chainsaws-were-originally-invented-for-childbirth-58685https://www.healthline.com/health-news/husband-stitch-is-not-just-mythhttps://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/23025-pubic-symphysishttps://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378(22)00733-5/fulltexthttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39581635/https://www.commonwealthfund.org/press-release/2018/us-women-more-likely-die-pregnancy-and-childbirth-and-skip-care-because-costhttps://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-cesarean/c-section-complication-risk-rises-with-mothers-age-idUSKCN1RN2SN/https://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/issue-briefs/2024/jun/insights-us-maternal-mortality-crisis-international-comparisonhttps://sph.tulane.edu/study-finds-higher-maternal-mortality-rates-states-more-abortion-restrictionshttps://www.ahrq.gov/sites/default/files/wysiwyg/research/findings/nhqrdr/2023-NHQDR-appendixes-ACDE.pdfhttps://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/women-and-pain-disparities-in-experience-and-treatment-2017100912562https://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/cesarean/part1.html#:~:text=Perhaps%20the%20first%20written%20record,unable%20to%20deliver%20her%20baby. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1258/jmb.2009.009019https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/epdf/10.1177/003693300404900218https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigli_saw (Tsk, tsk)https://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/cesarean/part3.htmlhttps://www.cnn.com/2015/01/30/europe/ireland-symphysiotomy/index.htmlhttps://www.americamagazine.org/politics-society/2023/06/01/irish-catholic-census-religion-decrease-245404https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/2022/11/22/church-ethos-and-role-in-healthcare-or-education-can-no-longer-be-funded-by-state/#:~:text=Twelve%20of%20Ireland's%2018%20private,conglomerate%2C%20Bon%20Secours%20Mercy%20Health. https://www.thejournal.ie/readme/column-symphysiotomy-was-seen-as-a-gateway-to-childbearing-without-limits-401570-Apr2012/https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/12/symphysiotomy-irelands-brutal-alternative-to-caesareans If you know something we can ruin, send the topic and a brief hint at how it's ruined to nowitsruined@gmail.com. Let us know if you'd like us to credit you if we choose your topic!Follow us on Patreon for updates, video episodes, and lots of fun bonus content (even for unpaid members). You can also follow us on YouTube and Instagram.You can also follow Kate and Larkin! Kate is on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube. Larkin is on TikTok and Instagram.
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 2. False Eyelashes
    Mar 26 2025

    In our first full episode, Larkin ruins false eyelashes with tales ranging from ancient Egypt to the present day. You’ll learn things like what fashions are currently trending among orcas, how Pliny the Elder died, and which director of a famously racist film had eyelashes glued to a starlet’s lids with spirit gum. Plus, a foray into werewolf dust (don’t ask, just listen) and Henry Cavill’s smooth tsking.

    Orca Fads:

    https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-start-wearing-dead-salmon-hats-again-after-ditching-the-trend-for-37-years

    Henry Cavill Tsk Video: https://www.reddit.com/r/HenryCavill/comments/1gdmw2g/smoothest_tsking_ever/


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    44 mins
  • Episode 1. Hammocks Mini-Sode
    Mar 12 2025

    In this first mini-episode, recorded a few years ago before we really knew what we were doing, Kate fills Larkin in on the horrifying history of how the hammock came to Europe. It's a tale of greed and bloodshed starring colonizer- and famously terrible navigator- Christopher Columbus.

    Sound quality will improve in subsequent episodes! But we thought this was a good taste of what you can expect from the show. We're planning to re-do the episode in more detail at some point down the line.

    Learn more about the Taíno people.

    Read A Short Account of the Destruction of the Indies by Bartolomé de Las Casas.

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    8 mins