Episodes

  • 192 - How Is Our Cat Still Alive?

    192 - How Is Our Cat Still Alive?
    Oct 29 2025
    Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Our new 10 Episode True Crime Podcast BETH'S DEAD is out now! Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:00 ADHD Cat Drama 10:45 Dinosaur Ducky 11:30 Coffee Club 21:00 BETH'S DEAD is out early! 22:11 Ad Break 27:19 A Friend Yelps 30:33 Elizabeth Yelps 37:33 Very Quick CVS Story 42:21 Andy Left The Stove On 48:42 Physical Report 54:22 Silent Retreat 01:01:17 Septum Still Deviated Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 191 - A Complicated Relationship

    191 - A Complicated Relationship
    Oct 22 2025
    This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th! Learn more at: patreon.com/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Back Hair 02:02 Lash Clusters 07:20 The Tennis Court 09:56 Have You Read Any Good Books Lately? 10:48 I Who Have Known Men 11:57 Beth's Dead Livestream October 26 15:10 Jeannette Walls Author 15:36 Good Fall House Vibes 17:50 Complicated Cat Relationship 22:47 Alexa Weighs In 24:32 MIDROLL 27:52 Mormon Marketing 31:15 Christian Influencers 41:42 Horny AI 45:50 Nutmaxxing 01:01:02 Outrage and Power 01:05:23 Practice Is Where? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 190 - Elizabeth Gets Her Wings

    190 - Elizabeth Gets Her Wings
    Oct 15 2025
    This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th! Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:34 Pillow Update 01:21 Elizabeth The Makeup Influencer 16:19 I don't know how to Twerk 18:29 MIDROLL: quince 19:39 MIDROLL: uncommon goods 21:04 Elizabeth The Dance Teacher 28:15 Creativity 46:16 Teaching Is Hard 48:36 How To Be More Magnetic 52:45 Marriage Tips 58:31 $299,000,000 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • 189 - You Never Know Who You Know

    189 - You Never Know Who You Know
    Oct 8 2025
    Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:42 Elizabeth's Fall Must Haves 20:38 Andy's Gross Pillow 27:25 Midroll: Quince 28:56 The Breaking Point 35:26 Come On CVS 45:39 AI Slop 52:57 AI Podcasts 55:36 Death in Apartment 603 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 188 - Stone Skimmers Scandal

    188 - Stone Skimmers Scandal
    Oct 1 2025
    This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th! Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:38 Short King 01:12 Giant Maine Coon Pussy Cats 02:47 Small But Mighty 04:01 You Can't Stop The Shrinking 05:42 A Heartwarming Update 11:22 Moving Boxes 12:30 Goodbye Dirty Grout 14:55 Your First Magic Eraser 18:11 Beth's Dead Announcement 24:25 A Misleading Headline? 24:57 World Stone Skimming Cheating Scandal 34:19 MIDROLL 38:24 Childhood Crush 40:54 Grocery Stories 46:25 Mersa 52:30 Elizabeth's Oil Painting 54:21 Duo Done? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • 187 - It’s Tough Out Here For A Farmer

    187 - It’s Tough Out Here For A Farmer
    Sep 24 2025
    This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Husbandry 05:02 Who Is The Lord? 07:01 Dinner PDA 10:57 Crying Is Healing 15:20 Grief and Sleep 18:06 Homework 21:43 Ad Break 26:51 Sleep Hygiene 31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness 34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT 39:40 Ad Break 42:08 Cremated Remains Box 46:02 How Much Do They Weigh? 59:53 Huge Eyelids 01:07:36 Hantavirus 01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 186 - Give A Limb Take A Limb

    186 - Give A Limb Take A Limb
    Sep 17 2025
    This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:38 A Polydactyl Gift 05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks 15:10 Math These Days 16:20 Calculating A Tip 19:03 Trainwell 20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough 25:12 CPR Confidence 37:01 Amputation Story 44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys 47:50 Crash (The Movie) 48:34 Secretary (The Movie) 51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons 57:13 Facial Massage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • 185 - Lucky Ducky!

    185 - Lucky Ducky!
    Sep 10 2025
    We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Trainwell Build strength with your own peri/menopause trainer at Trainwell. Get 14 days free here: http://go.trainwell.net/nlr Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Making It About Me 06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology 08:00 Always Be Sellin' 11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all 26:20 Trainwell 28:19 Huge Huge News 31:59 Ducky! 41:28 First Date Role Play 43:40 Love Island USA 47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model 51:35 Wild Prenups 01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins