Episodes

  • 207 - Giggly Wife

    207 - Giggly Wife
    Feb 11 2026
    Elizabeth has the church giggles and Andy doesn't know how to lunch! Topics include: goat cheese, tradwife drama, barn coats, HRT, ER visits, and more. Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:48 ADHD Journey 08:50 Fancy Cheesesteak 11:13 Lunch Etiquette 19:08 Ad Break 20:48 King Of Kong 21:43 Hormone Therapy 26:07 Clothes Make The Man 27:21 Goat Cheese 29:41 Ballerina Farms 44:34 Bomb In The Butt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • 206 - Bedtime!

    206 - Bedtime!
    Feb 4 2026
    Elizabeth and Andy hop into bed this week to discuss harrowing bathroom incidents, problematic celebrities, broken bones, hot flashes and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: Patreon.com/BETHSDEAD Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 04:43 Bathroom Incidents 08:04 Kanye West Apology 14:06 Back To The Bathroom Story 18:22 Ad Break 20:00 Trader Joe's Story 24:22 Cat Claw Close Call 26:45 The Furnace 29:53 The One Word That Can Ruin Friendships 42:22 Bonjour 42:57 No Soliciting 49:18 Something's Broken Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 205 - No Hugs For Andy

    205 - No Hugs For Andy
    Jan 28 2026
    Will Andy ever be hugged again? Do you need a treadmill in Los Angeles? Can anybody recommend a good birdwatch documentary? All of these burning questions and more are answered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Hydrostatic Pressure 16:02 Goodbye Treadmill Walking Pad 18:56 Ad Break 20:32 Ancient Menstruation 21:42 Hormone Replacement Therapy 25:41 Achy Joints 27:32 Toe Injury From Pro Soccer Player 33:11 Health Care For All 34:28 Elizabeth Goes On The Radio 35:42 Dreaming Of The Future 46:49 Listers Birdwatching Documentary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • 204 - Hole-Tox: A Deep Dive

    204 - Hole-Tox: A Deep Dive
    Jan 21 2026
    This week Elizabeth and Andy get some school’n on Hole-Tox, life longevity, penile implants, HRT, heat attack symptoms and so much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:35 Why Is Elizabeth Crying 05:24 Near Death Experiences 12:47 Hole-Tox 19:51 Ad Break 27:25 Penile Implants 33:28 Tattoo Removal 42:51 Hormone Replacement Therapy 45:28 Survival Health Paradox 46:59 Heart Attack Symptoms 50:11 ADHD Update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • 203 - Let's Agree To Agree

    203 - Let's Agree To Agree
    Jan 14 2026
    This week: A Mexican vacation recap, hormones are getting out of hand, Andy is less anxious, Elizabeth is enamored with pour, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:04 Raw Dog Food 03:13 Gag Me With A Spoon 08:42 Flying To Mexico 13:20 Artsy Airline Safety Videos 20:55 Ad Break 22:28 Mexico Trip 39:54 Bring On The Magnified Mirror 43:43 Hormones 52:59 Tanning Was A Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 202 - Are We Computer?

    202 - Are We Computer?
    Jan 7 2026
    This week: Elizabeth wants to ban a new word that has shown up in the house, Andy indulges in a misty morning adventure, Technology is on the mind and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:10 Lubes And Cubes 09:23 Vintage Camera Lens 18:10 The Mahjong Bug 22:12 Levator veli palatini 29:03 Farts. 32:32 CPR and Heimlich Maneuver 37:51 Are We Technology 54:04 Menopause and Attraction Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 201 - This Year Was Messy

    201 - This Year Was Messy
    Dec 31 2025
    Covid crashed Christmas, but things are getting back on track… Elizabeth and Andy have a heart to heart about entrepreneurship, Julia Childs inspires, a dermatologist has an odd bedside matter, and someone is winding things down…It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast - BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Paying For Jury Duty 03:24 A Shark Tank Dilemma 07:07 I Want You To Dream 17:57 Little Libraries 20:16 Julia Childs 24:36 Yuppie 32:39 This Year Was Messy 34:24 Covid Fears 35:52 Awkward Dermatologist Visit 42:01 Bedside Manner 43:41 Big (The Movie) Update 45:06 Love Actually Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • 200 - Saint Nick and The Ick

    200 - Saint Nick and The Ick
    Dec 24 2025
    Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, and Santa is listening? It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 16:13 Flight Flatulence 19:08 Elevator Anxiety 25:10 AI Is Messing With Seniors 31:13 Eckhart Tolle 35:51 Hobby Lobby 38:14 Waymo Time 44:48 Equine Physical Therapy 53:21 The Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins