In this episode of No More Late Fees, Danielle and Jackie welcome back their Star Wars ride-or-die, Maria, to embark on an epic (and slightly chaotic) mission: ranking their top five Star Wars characters to date. It’s not just about choosing the hottest Jedi or the sassiest Sith—it's about deciding who’s a certified simp and who’s worthy of a seat on the Millennium Falcon. Spoiler alert: Anakin’s a red flag, Kylo Ren’s the family’s moody bad boy, and Han Solo’s still the original galactic heartthrob. Plus, Danielle might just be developing a crush on Gwendoline Christie, while Jackie contemplates whether Donald Glover’s Lando is a worthy heir to the legendary Billy Dee Williams.
But the real challenge? Sacrificing two of their picks to the unforgiving Sarlacc pit. Tears are shed, thirst is discussed, and somehow, Pedro Pascal’s swagger is too powerful to cut. To top it all off, Maria shares her employee picks, which naturally include some Star Wars classics and a Vin Diesel favorite because, yes, The Iron Giant is still undefeated. Tune in for all the laughs, pop culture debates, and a surprising amount of Pedro Pascal worship.
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